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Re: Some notes on the PD old-timers.
« Reply #60 on: October 17, 2012, 07:31:39 pm »
Mwahahaha these are genius.
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Re: Some notes on the PD old-timers.
« Reply #61 on: October 17, 2012, 07:53:20 pm »
Mangove is a filthy old reprobate that lives on an uncharted island in Puget Sound.  The natives worship him as some sort of demon-god, and he takes advantage of this with a lechery so astounding that everyone on the island looks JUST LIKE HIM.  As a result, he has to wear a prosthetic nose so that everyone knows which is the real Mangrove.  Those caught falsely wearing the nose are exiled to Warwick, where they are eventually eaten by the natives.  Mangrove occasionally shells passing yachts, for no good reason.
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Re: Some notes on the PD old-timers.
« Reply #62 on: October 17, 2012, 08:36:59 pm »
Mangove is a filthy old reprobate that lives on an uncharted island in Puget Sound.  The natives worship him as some sort of demon-god, and he takes advantage of this with a lechery so astounding that everyone on the island looks JUST LIKE HIM.  As a result, he has to wear a prosthetic nose so that everyone knows which is the real Mangrove.  Those caught falsely wearing the nose are exiled to Warwick, where they are eventually eaten by the natives.  Mangrove occasionally shells passing yachts, for no good reason.

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I ran this bio by the people at Politifact. They rated it 'mostly true'. As for the yacht incident(s)....I did not have a good reason though, I had plenty of bad ones.
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Re: Some notes on the PD old-timers.
« Reply #63 on: October 17, 2012, 08:51:16 pm »
Adjective Noun has the highest post count of any member of PD.  This may not SEEM to be the case, because he once picked a fight with Hirley0, who flipped his time backwards.  So all of his prior posts are now in the future, and you can't see them.  One unexpected benefit of this is that AN is now the perfect ninja and assassin, and has/will kill whomever he pleases, and not get caught, because it HASN'T HAPPENED YET.  Only it has.  You figure it out, this shit gives me a headache.
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Re: Some notes on the PD old-timers.
« Reply #64 on: October 18, 2012, 02:37:09 am »
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Re: Some notes on the PD old-timers.
« Reply #65 on: October 18, 2012, 05:11:22 am »
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Re: Some notes on the PD old-timers.
« Reply #66 on: October 18, 2012, 12:00:41 pm »
hey! you forgot about Payne. It's as bad as forgetting about Dre.

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Re: Some notes on the PD old-timers.
« Reply #67 on: October 18, 2012, 12:07:09 pm »
And when your miracles wasn't doin too good
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Re: Some notes on the PD old-timers.
« Reply #68 on: October 18, 2012, 02:53:24 pm »
hey! you forgot about Payne. It's as bad as forgetting about Dre.

I haven't forgotten about Payne.  Oh, no.  I have something special for him.
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Re: Some notes on the PD old-timers.
« Reply #69 on: October 19, 2012, 05:31:13 pm »
11.  Hoopla.  Hoopla lives somewhere in Siberia (Toronto, IIRC), and writes Russian-style poetry for a living, under the psuedonym "Tolstoy".  These poems usually are about shame and failure, and are inspired primarily by Brian Mulrooney and Mike Harris.  When he actually needs MONEY, though, he does his little turn on the catwalk.  On the catwalk.  Yeah.  He does his little turn on the catwalk.  Hoopla is completely bald due to an accident with a food processor, the details of which will remain classified until 2054, out of an interest in public decency.  He owns 376 cats, and named them all Pierre Trudeau, out of admiration for the early Canadian author and philanthropist.  He hates the French, and visits Montreal just to shit on the curb.

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Re: Some notes on the PD old-timers.
« Reply #70 on: October 19, 2012, 05:32:15 pm »
11.  Hoopla.  Hoopla lives somewhere in Siberia (Toronto, IIRC), and writes Russian-style poetry for a living, under the psuedonym "Tolstoy".  These poems usually are about shame and failure, and are inspired primarily by Brian Mulrooney and Mike Harris.  When he actually needs MONEY, though, he does his little turn on the catwalk.  On the catwalk.  Yeah.  He does his little turn on the catwalk.  Hoopla is completely bald due to an accident with a food processor, the details of which will remain classified until 2054, out of an interest in public decency.  He owns 376 cats, and named them all Pierre Trudeau, out of admiration for the early Canadian author and philanthropist.  He hates the French, and visits Montreal just to shit on the curb.

Every word of this is true.

Of course it's true. 

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Re: Some notes on the PD old-timers.
« Reply #71 on: October 21, 2012, 03:09:08 am »
8.  Net:  Net claims to live in Portland, but everyone there vehemently denies it.  If his shadow touches you, it sucks out your soul.  Net clings to the undersides of cars and draws sustenance from the tailpipe.  His hair grows inside out, so his brain is all furry.  He has a third nostril, which allows him the Godlike wisdom that he dispenses to the masses.  They hate him for it, and he has been outlawed in all states except Maine and Vermont.

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Re: Some notes on the PD old-timers.
« Reply #72 on: October 22, 2012, 12:58:21 am »
I'm technically an old-timer? That's just disturbing.

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Re: Some notes on the PD old-timers.
« Reply #73 on: October 22, 2012, 02:27:45 am »
8.  Net:  Net claims to live in Portland, but everyone there vehemently denies it.  If his shadow touches you, it sucks out your soul.  Net clings to the undersides of cars and draws sustenance from the tailpipe.  His hair grows inside out, so his brain is all furry.  He has a third nostril, which allows him the Godlike wisdom that he dispenses to the masses.  They hate him for it, and he has been outlawed in all states except Maine and Vermont.


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Re: Some notes on the PD old-timers.
« Reply #74 on: October 22, 2012, 04:50:52 am »
I'm technically an old-timer? That's just disturbing.

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- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

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