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Started by tyrannosaurus vex, October 22, 2012, 01:20:47 AM

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#15
October 22, 2012, 03:38:13 PM
Quote from: LMNO, PhD (life continues) on October 22, 2012, 03:07:14 PM
Random guess -- Impetigo?  I had that as a kid.  Pain in the ass, it was.

Not impetigo due to lack of blisters. Also because that would suck and I refuse to acknowledge it as a possibility.

He's on his way to the experts now though. Until they decide otherwise, I am going to assume it is AIDS with complicating leukemia, and probably a minor case of ebola. That way, whatever they decide, it's good news.
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#16
October 22, 2012, 08:14:24 PM
Diagnosis of Henoch-Schonlein purpua confirmed.

Also: who the fuck said Germans could name so many diseases after themselves?
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#17
October 22, 2012, 08:33:40 PM
Quote from: V3X on October 22, 2012, 08:14:24 PM
Diagnosis of Henoch-Schonlein purpua confirmed.

Also: who the fuck said Germans could name so many diseases after themselves?

Why not?  They invented them.
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#18
October 22, 2012, 08:35:54 PM
Quote from: Man Yellow on October 22, 2012, 08:33:40 PM
Quote from: V3X on October 22, 2012, 08:14:24 PM
Diagnosis of Henoch-Schonlein purpua confirmed.

Also: who the fuck said Germans could name so many diseases after themselves?

Why not?  They invented them.

I'm having trouble arguing with you here.
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LMNO

#19
October 22, 2012, 08:36:34 PM
Must be all the slumping.

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#20
October 22, 2012, 08:38:07 PM
If anyone has a spare kidney, I'm starting the list.
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Anna Mae Bollocks

#21
October 22, 2012, 10:00:16 PM
Quote from: V3X on October 22, 2012, 08:14:24 PM
Diagnosis of Henoch-Schonlein purpua confirmed.

Also: who the fuck said Germans could name so many diseases after themselves?

Did they arrive at that completely on their own or would they have been lost without your google fu?
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#22
October 22, 2012, 11:37:33 PM
I think they would have gotten it. Apparently there have been 3 other cases at the same clinic in the past 6 months, which is weird since occurrence is supposed to be 20 in 100,000 children.
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The Good Reverend Roger

#23
October 22, 2012, 11:40:23 PM
Quote from: V3X on October 22, 2012, 11:37:33 PM
I think they would have gotten it. Apparently there have been 3 other cases at the same clinic in the past 6 months, which is weird since occurrence is supposed to be 20 in 100,000 children.

I suspect Cramulus may be involved in this.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Luna

#24
October 23, 2012, 01:32:06 AM
Odd... but, hey, not AIDS, right? 

Hope the little guy is feeling better soon.
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#25
October 23, 2012, 01:52:22 AM
And not BEETUS, either.

So yeah. Cram.  :lol:
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#26
October 23, 2012, 04:38:55 PM
"The condition should probably resolve itself within a month," said the Doctor, as he was making googly eyes at the nurse who was injecting some chemicals into my son's arm. "This is an interesting case," he continued like an idiot, "I've never actually treated this condition before. If you hadn't found it online you'd probably be here all night while we ran tests."

Then, my wife arose like Medusa from the uncomfortable exam room chair, her hair hissing and striking at the air in front of her. Her eyes glowed like red-hot coals as she slithered/hovered across the room and strangled the Doctor to death for being a completely useless fuck who very probably was about to sign off on a bill totaling $10,000 or so, and then go talk to his pals about the rare condition he'd just diagnosed.

Guess which part of the story is fictional.
Evil and Unfeeling Arse-Flenser From The City of the Damned.

The Good Reverend Roger

#27
October 23, 2012, 04:41:38 PM
Quote from: V3X on October 23, 2012, 04:38:55 PM
"The condition should probably resolve itself within a month," said the Doctor, as he was making googly eyes at the nurse who was injecting some chemicals into my son's arm. "This is an interesting case," he continued like an idiot, "I've never actually treated this condition before. If you hadn't found it online you'd probably be here all night while we ran tests."

Then, my wife arose like Medusa from the uncomfortable exam room chair, her hair hissing and striking at the air in front of her. Her eyes glowed like red-hot coals as she slithered/hovered across the room and strangled the Doctor to death for being a completely useless fuck who very probably was about to sign off on a bill totaling $10,000 or so, and then go talk to his pals about the rare condition he'd just diagnosed.

Guess which part of the story is fictional.

The first paragraph.

" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

tyrannosaurus vex

#28
October 23, 2012, 04:45:47 PM
It was a trick question. It's all true.
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Anna Mae Bollocks

#29
October 23, 2012, 05:57:48 PM
I was gonna say...  :horrormirth:
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