And Still Yet MORE Anon PM Responses.

[EK WAFFLR]

I echo those ???'s.

The only reason I see that it would be "unfair" to argue with me, is that my beard would probably eat their souls.

Sure.  But it would have to work its way around the huge body that I keep slumped over PD.

I still wonder about this huge body of yours, and where, exactly it is slumping.

Do you REALLY want to know?  Because I'm pretty sure you don't.

I have a mind of SCIENCE you know.

[The Good Reverend Roger]

I echo those ???'s.

The only reason I see that it would be "unfair" to argue with me, is that my beard would probably eat their souls.

Sure.  But it would have to work its way around the huge body that I keep slumped over PD.

I still wonder about this huge body of yours, and where, exactly it is slumping.

Do you REALLY want to know?  Because I'm pretty sure you don't.

I have a mind of SCIENCE you know.

Well, it's like this:  I formed a tulpa of myself, only 200 times larger than the real thing, and I flopped it over PD.  What this means, of course, is that there are crab lice the size of footballs running all over the place, and my spirochetes are 2 feet long and attack like crazed Guinea worms.  Likewise, what may APPEAR to be a mess of cables is actually my ass hair.  And those things that look like big fucking soccer balls?  Carbuncles.  Don't kick 'em.  My tulpa shares my horrible intestinal problems, and will one day erupt like Goddamn Krakatoa.  I leave the resulting mental picture to you, sir.

[EK WAFFLR]

I echo those ???'s.

The only reason I see that it would be "unfair" to argue with me, is that my beard would probably eat their souls.

Sure.  But it would have to work its way around the huge body that I keep slumped over PD.

I still wonder about this huge body of yours, and where, exactly it is slumping.

Do you REALLY want to know?  Because I'm pretty sure you don't.

I have a mind of SCIENCE you know.

Well, it's like this:  I formed a tulpa of myself, only 200 times larger than the real thing, and I flopped it over PD.  What this means, of course, is that there are crab lice the size of footballs running all over the place, and my spirochetes are 2 feet long and attack like crazed Guinea worms.  Likewise, what may APPEAR to be a mess of cables is actually my ass hair.  And those things that look like big fucking soccer balls?  Carbuncles.  Don't kick 'em.  My tulpa shares my horrible intestinal problems, and will one day erupt like Goddamn Krakatoa.  I leave the resulting mental picture to you, sir.

Actually not half as bad as my mental image was before this here explanation. My curiosity has been satisfied and I won't be able to sleep tonight, but that's all right.

[Internet Jesus]

Also, in the case of one rather well known fucknozzle, would it be too much to ask that his hate mail actually make sense?  I don't know what kind of drugs they're doing over there, but I suspect crokodil may have some bearing on his behavior.

And then EoC remembered krokodil exists and didn't sleep for a week.

I had no idea what krokodil was, so in the interests of broadening my understanding of the human condition, I googled it.  After reading the first few articles and noting the standard boilerplate "Drugs are bad, mmmmkay?" language my internal bullshitdar was set off.  Especially on the whole "flesh rotting off a living body" claim.  It reeked of the old "stoned hippie with the munchies eats a baby" story.

So I did a google image search.  HOLY JESUS FUCK.

I can't close my eyes anymore.  I must shake my fist at Roger and EOC now.  Just on general purpose, you understand.

[Cain]

Krokodil is just another example of Russians taking it to the wall in a way which would cause your average westerner to shit his pants.

It's no coincidence vodka, krokodil and serial cannibal murders are so popular in the same country.

[Anna Mae Bollocks]

Holy FUCK. 

Admiral Lexington sounds kind of like Tengu Dori.

Which one was he?  All that shit has sort of faded from memory.

From Bethra's old forum. Told Bantu he was coming after her at her house and got charges pressed. 

[Anna Mae Bollocks]

Also, in the case of one rather well known fucknozzle, would it be too much to ask that his hate mail actually make sense?  I don't know what kind of drugs they're doing over there, but I suspect crokodil may have some bearing on his behavior.

And then EoC remembered krokodil exists and didn't sleep for a week.

I had no idea what krokodil was, so in the interests of broadening my understanding of the human condition, I googled it.  After reading the first few articles and noting the standard boilerplate "Drugs are bad, mmmmkay?" language my internal bullshitdar was set off.  Especially on the whole "flesh rotting off a living body" claim.  It reeked of the old "stoned hippie with the munchies eats a baby" story.

So I did a google image search.  HOLY JESUS FUCK.

I can't close my eyes anymore.  I must shake my fist at Roger and EOC now.  Just on general purpose, you understand.

More proof that some people are going to get fucked up no matter what.

In a sane world, people would concentrate on getting safer drugs out there for those types. But try saying that on facebook. 

[The Good Reverend Roger]

Also, in the case of one rather well known fucknozzle, would it be too much to ask that his hate mail actually make sense?  I don't know what kind of drugs they're doing over there, but I suspect crokodil may have some bearing on his behavior.

And then EoC remembered krokodil exists and didn't sleep for a week.

I had no idea what krokodil was, so in the interests of broadening my understanding of the human condition, I googled it.  After reading the first few articles and noting the standard boilerplate "Drugs are bad, mmmmkay?" language my internal bullshitdar was set off.  Especially on the whole "flesh rotting off a living body" claim.  It reeked of the old "stoned hippie with the munchies eats a baby" story.

So I did a google image search.  HOLY JESUS FUCK.

I can't close my eyes anymore.  I must shake my fist at Roger and EOC now.  Just on general purpose, you understand.

Russians are SERIOUS about having a good time.

[P3nT4gR4m]

Also, in the case of one rather well known fucknozzle, would it be too much to ask that his hate mail actually make sense?  I don't know what kind of drugs they're doing over there, but I suspect crokodil may have some bearing on his behavior.

And then EoC remembered krokodil exists and didn't sleep for a week.

I had no idea what krokodil was, so in the interests of broadening my understanding of the human condition, I googled it.  After reading the first few articles and noting the standard boilerplate "Drugs are bad, mmmmkay?" language my internal bullshitdar was set off.  Especially on the whole "flesh rotting off a living body" claim.  It reeked of the old "stoned hippie with the munchies eats a baby" story.

So I did a google image search.  HOLY JESUS FUCK.

I can't close my eyes anymore.  I must shake my fist at Roger and EOC now.  Just on general purpose, you understand.

Pics don't do it justice - suggest you hit up youtube. If you can fap to that you can fap to pretty much anything

[Internet Jesus]

I think I'll pass on even trying P3nt, because if I manage to fap, I lose and if I don't manage to fap, I lose.  Some things should just be left unattempted.

[P3nT4gR4m]

WRONG! Managing to fap is always VICTORY

[Nephew Twiddleton]

Truth be told i never looked up the google images. Im the squeamish type (otherwise id be a doctor) and just took cains description on faith.

[P3nT4gR4m]

Kleenex at the ready people

[Luna]

I echo those ???'s.

The only reason I see that it would be "unfair" to argue with me, is that my beard would probably eat their souls.

_{... can I watch?  Pretty please?}

[Anna Mae Bollocks]

I think I'll pass on even trying P3nt, because if I manage to fap, I lose and if I don't manage to fap, I lose.  Some things should just be left unattempted unfapped to.

Because post-krokodil, it needs to be a word.