Dammit, Roger...

[Cuddlefish]

...When you said we'd have to make sacrifices I thought you meant not getting that extra side at dinner or skipping movie night every once in a while... Y'know, all those things they tell you will get you through the recession.

I now know that isn't exactly what you meant... Sure, I made it out of the storm with no issue, but the damn tropical cyclone did enough damage before I figured out that you meant actual sacrifices. Good thing that's been taken care of now.

And just so you know, MC hamster went willingly. He knew the deal.

[LMNO]

You didn't get flooded out?  That's good to hear.

[Cuddlefish]

You didn't get flooded out?  That's good to hear.

Not for MC hamster, it isn't.

[The Good Reverend Roger]

...When you said we'd have to make sacrifices I thought you meant not getting that extra side at dinner or skipping movie night every once in a while... Y'know, all those things they tell you will get you through the recession.

I now know that isn't exactly what you meant... Sure, I made it out of the storm with no issue, but the damn tropical cyclone did enough damage before I figured out that you meant actual sacrifices. Good thing that's been taken care of now.

And just so you know, MC hamster went willingly. He knew the deal.

Actually, that's the bargain basement rate you pay BEFORE the Gods get angry.  That will not suffice now.  No.

[Cuddlefish]

...When you said we'd have to make sacrifices I thought you meant not getting that extra side at dinner or skipping movie night every once in a while... Y'know, all those things they tell you will get you through the recession.

I now know that isn't exactly what you meant... Sure, I made it out of the storm with no issue, but the damn tropical cyclone did enough damage before I figured out that you meant actual sacrifices. Good thing that's been taken care of now.

And just so you know, MC hamster went willingly. He knew the deal.

Actually, that's the bargain basement rate you pay BEFORE the Gods get angry.  That will not suffice now.  No.

Ugh... Time to hit the pet store...

(Not any of the good ones, though. The ones where they keep all the animals on the brink of death so they can take advantage of their "no returns for dead animals" policy. MC Hamster shant have died in vain)

[The Good Reverend Roger]

...When you said we'd have to make sacrifices I thought you meant not getting that extra side at dinner or skipping movie night every once in a while... Y'know, all those things they tell you will get you through the recession.

I now know that isn't exactly what you meant... Sure, I made it out of the storm with no issue, but the damn tropical cyclone did enough damage before I figured out that you meant actual sacrifices. Good thing that's been taken care of now.

And just so you know, MC hamster went willingly. He knew the deal.

Actually, that's the bargain basement rate you pay BEFORE the Gods get angry.  That will not suffice now.  No.

Ugh... Time to hit the pet store...

(Not any of the good ones, though. The ones where they keep all the animals on the brink of death so they can take advantage of their "no returns for dead animals" policy. MC Hamster shant have died in vain)

The Gods aren't fooled by substandard sacrifices.

You'll see.

[Luna]

Well, hell...

If we perform the RIGHT sacrifices, we get, what, Tuscon weather?  Fuck THAT noise, I'm a delicate Northern flower, I'd wilt.

What do you SUGGEST we sacrifice?  And don't say hipsters, we're running out.  Suu's using them up faster than they breed, and she's running out of places to hide the pieces.

[The Good Reverend Roger]

Well, hell...

If we perform the RIGHT sacrifices, we get, what, Tuscon weather?  Fuck THAT noise, I'm a delicate Northern flower, I'd wilt.

What do you SUGGEST we sacrifice?  And don't say hipsters, we're running out.  Suu's using them up faster than they breed, and she's running out of places to hide the pieces.

It's a bone-chilling 89F here, today.

And you should sacrifice Dimo.  Yes, I know it's harsh, but it's the only way.

[Luna]

Well, hell...

If we perform the RIGHT sacrifices, we get, what, Tuscon weather?  Fuck THAT noise, I'm a delicate Northern flower, I'd wilt.

What do you SUGGEST we sacrifice?  And don't say hipsters, we're running out.  Suu's using them up faster than they breed, and she's running out of places to hide the pieces.

It's a bone-chilling 89F here, today.

And you should sacrifice Dimo.  Yes, I know it's harsh, but it's the only way.

Ah, damn...  But the storm's already passing...

Can we save him for the next one, maybe?

I'mma need somebody to hold him down.  He's quick enough to duck a punch from Richter (or at least to fling up the recognition codes to prevent the punch from being completed).

[The Good Reverend Roger]

Well, hell...

If we perform the RIGHT sacrifices, we get, what, Tuscon weather?  Fuck THAT noise, I'm a delicate Northern flower, I'd wilt.

What do you SUGGEST we sacrifice?  And don't say hipsters, we're running out.  Suu's using them up faster than they breed, and she's running out of places to hide the pieces.

It's a bone-chilling 89F here, today.

And you should sacrifice Dimo.  Yes, I know it's harsh, but it's the only way.

Ah, damn...  But the storm's already passing...

Can we save him for the next one, maybe?

I'mma need somebody to hold him down.  He's quick enough to duck a punch from Richter (or at least to fling up the recognition codes to prevent the punch from being completed).

No, I've seen Richter punch (elbow, actually) him. 

And there's plenty more where he came from, after all.

[Luna]

Well, hell...

If we perform the RIGHT sacrifices, we get, what, Tuscon weather?  Fuck THAT noise, I'm a delicate Northern flower, I'd wilt.

What do you SUGGEST we sacrifice?  And don't say hipsters, we're running out.  Suu's using them up faster than they breed, and she's running out of places to hide the pieces.

It's a bone-chilling 89F here, today.

And you should sacrifice Dimo.  Yes, I know it's harsh, but it's the only way.

Ah, damn...  But the storm's already passing...

Can we save him for the next one, maybe?

I'mma need somebody to hold him down.  He's quick enough to duck a punch from Richter (or at least to fling up the recognition codes to prevent the punch from being completed).

No, I've seen Richter punch (elbow, actually) him. 

And there's plenty more where he came from, after all.

We shoved him through a ceiling...  That SHOULD count...

[The Good Reverend Roger]

Well, hell...

If we perform the RIGHT sacrifices, we get, what, Tuscon weather?  Fuck THAT noise, I'm a delicate Northern flower, I'd wilt.

What do you SUGGEST we sacrifice?  And don't say hipsters, we're running out.  Suu's using them up faster than they breed, and she's running out of places to hide the pieces.

It's a bone-chilling 89F here, today.

And you should sacrifice Dimo.  Yes, I know it's harsh, but it's the only way.

Ah, damn...  But the storm's already passing...

Can we save him for the next one, maybe?

I'mma need somebody to hold him down.  He's quick enough to duck a punch from Richter (or at least to fling up the recognition codes to prevent the punch from being completed).

No, I've seen Richter punch (elbow, actually) him. 

And there's plenty more where he came from, after all.

We shoved him through a ceiling...  That SHOULD count...

If you'd walled him up in it, you'd be gold.

[Eater of Clowns]

Dammit, Luna, when you're told to sacrifice Dimo you don't ask questions you JUST SACRIFICE DIMO.  If there's a god out there that'll take him, you jump on that.

[The Good Reverend Roger]

Dammit, Luna, when you're told to sacrifice Dimo you don't ask questions you JUST SACRIFICE DIMO.  If there's a god out there that'll take him, you jump on that.

ItzlaGuido, Meso-American god of big storms and spray tan.

[Eater of Clowns]

Dammit, Luna, when you're told to sacrifice Dimo you don't ask questions you JUST SACRIFICE DIMO.  If there's a god out there that'll take him, you jump on that.

ItzlaGuido, Meso-American god of big storms and spray tan.

You know I asked the local temple about it and it turns out even they have standards.