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I'm 40...
« on: November 03, 2012, 03:41:06 am »
TO THE GAY BAR!










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Re: I'm 40...
« Reply #2 on: November 03, 2012, 04:09:53 am »
I love it that "to the gay bar" is your catchphrase.

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Re: I'm 40...
« Reply #3 on: November 03, 2012, 04:11:58 am »
Welcome to the post-juvenile, pre-geriatric wankery club.

Collect mid-life crisis at the coat check.

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Re: I'm 40...
« Reply #4 on: August 21, 2018, 11:58:23 pm »
This thread is almost 6 years old.  :) 
I met a traveller from an antique land
Who said: Two vast and trunkless legs of stone
Stand in the desert. Near them, on the sand,
Half sunk, shattered underpance lies,
With blown elastic, and exploded back,
Tell that its sculptor well those passions read
Which yet survive, stamped on these lifeless things,
The hand that mocked them and the heart that fed:
And on the pedestal these words appear:
"My name is Doktor Howl, Spag of Spags:
Look on my ass, ye Mighty, and despair!"
Nothing beside remains. Round the decay
Of that colossal wreck, boundless and bare
The lone and level sands stretch far away.

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Re: I'm 40...
« Reply #5 on: August 22, 2018, 12:29:23 am »
Whenever I feel old I will try to remember that LMNO is older.
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Re: I'm 40...
« Reply #6 on: August 22, 2018, 12:43:06 am »
Whenever I feel old I will try to remember that LMNO is older.

And that I am even older.  Git offa mah lawn.   :mccain:
I met a traveller from an antique land
Who said: Two vast and trunkless legs of stone
Stand in the desert. Near them, on the sand,
Half sunk, shattered underpance lies,
With blown elastic, and exploded back,
Tell that its sculptor well those passions read
Which yet survive, stamped on these lifeless things,
The hand that mocked them and the heart that fed:
And on the pedestal these words appear:
"My name is Doktor Howl, Spag of Spags:
Look on my ass, ye Mighty, and despair!"
Nothing beside remains. Round the decay
Of that colossal wreck, boundless and bare
The lone and level sands stretch far away.

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Re: I'm 40...
« Reply #7 on: August 22, 2018, 03:08:45 am »
Whenever I feel old I will try to remember that LMNO is older.

And that I am even older.  Git offa mah lawn.   :mccain:

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Re: I'm 40...
« Reply #8 on: August 22, 2018, 02:19:42 pm »
I was 16 when I joined this forum.

I’m 28 now.

Who allowed this to happen?

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Re: I'm 40...
« Reply #9 on: August 22, 2018, 04:33:46 pm »
I was 16 when I joined this forum.

I’m 28 now.

Who allowed this to happen?

I blame Cram.
I met a traveller from an antique land
Who said: Two vast and trunkless legs of stone
Stand in the desert. Near them, on the sand,
Half sunk, shattered underpance lies,
With blown elastic, and exploded back,
Tell that its sculptor well those passions read
Which yet survive, stamped on these lifeless things,
The hand that mocked them and the heart that fed:
And on the pedestal these words appear:
"My name is Doktor Howl, Spag of Spags:
Look on my ass, ye Mighty, and despair!"
Nothing beside remains. Round the decay
Of that colossal wreck, boundless and bare
The lone and level sands stretch far away.

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Re: I'm 40...
« Reply #10 on: August 27, 2018, 01:37:53 pm »
You: on my lawn.

Me:  :argh!:

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Re: I'm 40...
« Reply #11 on: August 27, 2018, 04:16:08 pm »
Whenever i don't feel old, my mind tends to bring up a "Teens React to" thing I randomly saw during a youtube evening. It was Teens React to Marilyn Manson.

First bars of Beautiful People. The teen girl shouts: OHHH I know this! My dad used to listen to it all the time!.


Then I feel older than metusaleh. Works like a charm every time. Being young should be outlawed.
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Re: I'm 40...
« Reply #12 on: August 27, 2018, 06:40:27 pm »
Whenever i don't feel old, my mind tends to bring up a "Teens React to" thing I randomly saw during a youtube evening. It was Teens React to Marilyn Manson.

First bars of Beautiful People. The teen girl shouts: OHHH I know this! My dad used to listen to it all the time!.


Then I feel older than metusaleh. Works like a charm every time. Being young should be outlawed.

I had to ID the song "The Boxer" (Simon & Garfunkel) for a grown person yesterday. 
I met a traveller from an antique land
Who said: Two vast and trunkless legs of stone
Stand in the desert. Near them, on the sand,
Half sunk, shattered underpance lies,
With blown elastic, and exploded back,
Tell that its sculptor well those passions read
Which yet survive, stamped on these lifeless things,
The hand that mocked them and the heart that fed:
And on the pedestal these words appear:
"My name is Doktor Howl, Spag of Spags:
Look on my ass, ye Mighty, and despair!"
Nothing beside remains. Round the decay
Of that colossal wreck, boundless and bare
The lone and level sands stretch far away.

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Re: I'm 40...
« Reply #13 on: September 02, 2018, 05:49:01 pm »
Hello 40.
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