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TESTEMONAIL:  Right and Discordianism allows room for personal interpretation. You have your theories and I have mine. Unlike Christianity, Discordia allows room for ideas and opinions, and mine is well-informed and based on ancient philosophy and theology, so, my neo-Discordian friends, open your minds to my interpretation and I will open my mind to yours. That's fair enough, right? Just claiming to be discordian should mean that your mind is open and willing to learn and share ideas. You guys are fucking bashing me and your laughing at my theologies and my friends know what's up and are laughing at you and honestly this is my last shot at putting a label on my belief structure and your making me lose all hope of ever finding a ideological group I can relate to because you don't even know what the fuck I'm talking about and everything I have said is based on the founding principals of real Discordianism. Expand your mind.

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Started by LMNO, November 03, 2012, 03:41:06 AM

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LMNO

TO THE GAY BAR!










LMNO
- at the gay bar.

Aucoq

"All of the world's leading theologists agree only on the notion that God hates no-fault insurance."

Horrid and Sticky Llama Wrangler of Last Week's Forbidden Desire.

Nephew Twiddleton

I love it that "to the gay bar" is your catchphrase.

:lulz:

Have a fabulous one, my friend!
Strange and Terrible Organ Laminator of Yesterday's Heavy Scene
Sentence or sentence fragment pending

Soy El Vaquero Peludo de Oro

TIM AM I, PRIMARY OF THE EXTRA-ATMOSPHERIC SIMIANS

Dildo Argentino

Welcome to the post-juvenile, pre-geriatric wankery club.

Collect mid-life crisis at the coat check.

The roof is on the pool.
Not too keen on rigor, myself - reminds me of mortis

Doktor Howl

This thread is almost 6 years old.  :) 
Molon Lube

hooplala

Whenever I feel old I will try to remember that LMNO is older.
"Soon all of us will have special names" — Professor Brian O'Blivion

"Now's not the time to get silly, so wear your big boots and jump on the garbage clowns." — Bob Dylan?

"Do I contradict myself?
Very well then I contradict myself,
(I am large, I contain multitudes.)"
— Walt Whitman

Doktor Howl

Quote from: Hoopla on August 22, 2018, 12:29:23 AM
Whenever I feel old I will try to remember that LMNO is older.

And that I am even older.  Git offa mah lawn.   :mccain:
Molon Lube

hooplala

Quote from: Doktor Howl on August 22, 2018, 12:43:06 AM
Quote from: Hoopla on August 22, 2018, 12:29:23 AM
Whenever I feel old I will try to remember that LMNO is older.

And that I am even older.  Git offa mah lawn.   :mccain:

You're ageless.
"Soon all of us will have special names" — Professor Brian O'Blivion

"Now's not the time to get silly, so wear your big boots and jump on the garbage clowns." — Bob Dylan?

"Do I contradict myself?
Very well then I contradict myself,
(I am large, I contain multitudes.)"
— Walt Whitman

Cainad (dec.)

I was 16 when I joined this forum.

I'm 28 now.

Who allowed this to happen?

Doktor Howl

Quote from: Cainad (dec.) on August 22, 2018, 02:19:42 PM
I was 16 when I joined this forum.

I'm 28 now.

Who allowed this to happen?

I blame Cram.
Molon Lube

LMNO

You: on my lawn.

Me:  :argh!:

EK WAFFLR

Whenever i don't feel old, my mind tends to bring up a "Teens React to" thing I randomly saw during a youtube evening. It was Teens React to Marilyn Manson.

First bars of Beautiful People. The teen girl shouts: OHHH I know this! My dad used to listen to it all the time!.


Then I feel older than metusaleh. Works like a charm every time. Being young should be outlawed.
"At first I lifted weights.  But then I asked myself, 'why not people?'  Now everyone runs for the fjord when they see me."


Horribly Oscillating Assbasket of Deliciousness
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Doktor Howl

Quote from: EK WAFFLR on August 27, 2018, 04:16:08 PM
Whenever i don't feel old, my mind tends to bring up a "Teens React to" thing I randomly saw during a youtube evening. It was Teens React to Marilyn Manson.

First bars of Beautiful People. The teen girl shouts: OHHH I know this! My dad used to listen to it all the time!.


Then I feel older than metusaleh. Works like a charm every time. Being young should be outlawed.

I had to ID the song "The Boxer" (Simon & Garfunkel) for a grown person yesterday. 
Molon Lube

Capeditiea

The Goddess of Discord = 67 = Eris Kallisti Discordja = 67 = Gnosis Goddess of Art and Creativity = 67 = Capeditiea = 67 = Goddess of Enigma
[GoN]

Quote from: Doktor Howl on September 05, 2018, 10:21:16 PM
It was fucking horrible.  Do not trust your younger self.