Unlimited family butthurt thread

[Nephew Twiddleton]

I mean, am I bloody wrong? Am I biased?

Please tell me if I am.

[Freeky]

Oohh, good luck Twid man.

I'm putting it off.

I really am.

Because I'm pretty sure at this point I have to say, "Mom, I'm sorry but... you, my dad, your husband and my siblings (and my nieces and nephew) are it. Fuck em. Your family can rot."

That'd probably be easier for all parties, probably.  And there's a certain amount of relief to be had from just saying "Fuck it.  I'm done."

[Freeky]

I mean, am I bloody wrong? Am I biased?

Please tell me if I am.

Fuck no!  That was a grade A Guilt Trip and Apologist Fest that she used on you.

[Nephew Twiddleton]

Oohh, good luck Twid man.

I'm putting it off.

I really am.

Because I'm pretty sure at this point I have to say, "Mom, I'm sorry but... you, my dad, your husband and my siblings (and my nieces and nephew) are it. Fuck em. Your family can rot."

That'd probably be easier for all parties, probably.  And there's a certain amount of relief to be had from just saying "Fuck it.  I'm done."

I guess the part that hurts the most is that she is my godmother. And I have to. I hve to be ready to say the final fuck you. Especially if she is digging her heels in to support an unsupportable position, if only because that's her husband.

But what can I say?

I haven't hated anyone in my family, blood or no, except for this guy. And I don't hate easily.

[Nephew Twiddleton]

I mean, am I bloody wrong? Am I biased?

Please tell me if I am.

Fuck no!  That was a grade A Guilt Trip and Apologist Fest that she used on you.

I felt the guilt. I felt her trying to use it on me and my reaction was "pile on more fuck you"

I think part of the reason I'm ok with revisiting the Vatican is that I'm immune to that shit now.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

I mean, am I bloody wrong? Am I biased?

Please tell me if I am.

Ah, no.

Consider that what he said would have gotten him fired if he'd said it in most workplaces. That was some offensive shit, and your aunt was out of line too.

[Freeky]

Oohh, good luck Twid man.

I'm putting it off.

I really am.

Because I'm pretty sure at this point I have to say, "Mom, I'm sorry but... you, my dad, your husband and my siblings (and my nieces and nephew) are it. Fuck em. Your family can rot."

That'd probably be easier for all parties, probably.  And there's a certain amount of relief to be had from just saying "Fuck it.  I'm done."

I guess the part that hurts the most is that she is my godmother. And I have to. I hve to be ready to say the final fuck you. Especially if she is digging her heels in to support an unsupportable position, if only because that's her husband.

But what can I say?

I haven't hated anyone in my family, blood or no, except for this guy. And I don't hate easily.

It's rough, hating and dismissing family.  It doesn't get much easier, but at least if you're openly saying you're not going to deal with them anymore, you don't have to worry about dancing along some line that'll keep fights from happening.  And YOU would be the one in this case doing all the dancing, as her husband isn't going to change his ways, and she isn't going to tell him off as badly as she does you.

It's worth a shot telling them both that your sis was very uncomfortable and was laughing because of her discomfort, because maybe they'll behave themselves at the next couple gatherings, though, before writing them off for good.


But you probably shouldn't listen to me, I'm not good at familying.

[Freeky]

I mean, am I bloody wrong? Am I biased?

Please tell me if I am.

Fuck no!  That was a grade A Guilt Trip and Apologist Fest that she used on you.

I felt the guilt. I felt her trying to use it on me and my reaction was "pile on more fuck you"

I think part of the reason I'm ok with revisiting the Vatican is that I'm immune to that shit now.

Yeah, guilt trips are REALLY FUCKING INEFFECTIVE once you're aware it's happening.

[Nephew Twiddleton]

I mean, am I bloody wrong? Am I biased?

Please tell me if I am.

Fuck no!  That was a grade A Guilt Trip and Apologist Fest that she used on you.

I felt the guilt. I felt her trying to use it on me and my reaction was "pile on more fuck you"

I think part of the reason I'm ok with revisiting the Vatican is that I'm immune to that shit now.

Yeah, guilt trips are REALLY FUCKING INEFFECTIVE once you're aware it's happening.

For real though. It's ridiculous. The control is nuts.

I mean, am I bloody wrong? Am I biased?

Please tell me if I am.

Ah, no.

Consider that what he said would have gotten him fired if he'd said it in most workplaces. That was some offensive shit, and your aunt was out of line too.

You're absolutely right Nigel.

Thank you.

You just gave me a nuke, figuratively speaking. Because it's fucking true. If he said that shit at work, his ass would be on unemployment immediately.

Also I never ever said that his employer was the MBTA.

I've never even heard of that acronym.  I just take the subway, whatever thats called.

But I guess he has his token so I can't say shit.

[Nephew Twiddleton]

Actually, seriously Nigel, you gave me an inarguable position.

You don't say fag at work. That's it. Story over.

[Freeky]

MBTA? 

[Don Coyote]

MBTA? 

Sounds like the Metro Boston Tranist Analdivers?

[Nephew Twiddleton]

MBTA? 

Massachusetts Bay Transportation Authority

aka

Twid's chauffeur.

:sexy suggestive eyebrows:

[Nephew Twiddleton]

MB Transit A. Dammit.


www.mbta.com

[Nephew Twiddleton]

MB Transit A. Dammit.


www.mbta.com

Nope! I was right the first time!