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Started by The Good Reverend Roger, December 03, 2012, 03:37:55 PM

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Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#15
December 04, 2012, 02:12:58 AM
Nephew Twiddleson claims to be a musician, but actually he's a rogue genetic engineer using highly illegal experimental radiation therapy to try to keep the rapidly mutating DNA of Bostonians under check.

It's not working.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Cainad (dec.)

#16
December 04, 2012, 06:02:25 AM
LMNO was not born, but hatched after his cocoon landed on Earth. The nest has been preserved as an historic site, known as Chicxulub Crater.

Iptuous's teeth are as hard as diamonds, and the world's greatest treasure is hidden in one of his molars.

ECH once built himself a houseboat, The Atlantis. Then one night, the party got a little out of control, and the rest is history.

P3nT4gR4m's liver produces a unique extract that has been refined for commercial use. This is the reason fast-food hamburgers can be left out seemingly indefinitely without rotting.

Waffle Iron is actually the one who decides what colors are "in" this season, and no one has been able to change this.

Kai never touches the ground: he always floats exactly one millimeter above whatever he's standing on.

Phox is the one who stole the colors from the dead pixels on your screen. What they are used for, nobody knows.

AFK

#17
December 04, 2012, 10:18:37 AM
Mangrove's customer base has exploded since he has figured out how to do Shiatsu with his nose, and ONLY his nose.
Cynicism is a blank check for failure.

Cuddlefish

#18
December 04, 2012, 02:08:33 PM
LMNO is never that which hides the truth.

LMNO is the truth that hides the fact that there is none.

LMNO is true.
A fisher of men, or a manner of fish?

The Good Reverend Roger

#19
December 04, 2012, 02:10:50 PM
Quote from: Curdlefish on December 04, 2012, 02:08:33 PM
LMNO is never that which hides the truth.

LMNO is the truth that hides the fact that there is none.

LMNO is true.

LMNO is NOT the Truth.  He is the cough before the fib, the "tell" in the other player's behavior, and that horrible and cool feeling you get when you got away with it.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

LMNO

#20
December 04, 2012, 02:42:31 PM
Dimo is your grandmother's disapproving eye.

Nephew Twiddleton

#21
December 04, 2012, 03:32:31 PM
Quote from: Doktor D. Jennifer Phox on December 04, 2012, 12:47:20 AM
Doktor Blight beat up the state of Ohio to steal all of their letter "A"s to replace the ones that his fellow Bostonians indiscriminately used up with their funny accents.

:lulz:
Strange and Terrible Organ Laminator of Yesterday's Heavy Scene
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Soy El Vaquero Peludo de Oro

TIM AM I, PRIMARY OF THE EXTRA-ATMOSPHERIC SIMIANS

Nephew Twiddleton

#22
December 04, 2012, 03:39:55 PM
Quote from: FROTISTED FUDGE CAK on December 04, 2012, 02:12:58 AM
Nephew Twiddleson claims to be a musician, but actually he's a rogue genetic engineer using highly illegal experimental radiation therapy to try to keep the rapidly mutating DNA of Bostonians under check.

It's not working.

I've narrowed down some of the problem. The sunlight is all wrong here.
Strange and Terrible Organ Laminator of Yesterday's Heavy Scene
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Soy El Vaquero Peludo de Oro

TIM AM I, PRIMARY OF THE EXTRA-ATMOSPHERIC SIMIANS

Nephew Twiddleton

#23
December 04, 2012, 03:40:54 PM
Dimo is actually a vigilante. A very effective and subtle one. That's why you never hear anything about West Warwick.
Strange and Terrible Organ Laminator of Yesterday's Heavy Scene
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Soy El Vaquero Peludo de Oro

TIM AM I, PRIMARY OF THE EXTRA-ATMOSPHERIC SIMIANS

Nephew Twiddleton

#24
December 04, 2012, 03:43:11 PM
Regret is keeping Triple Zero in a state of suspended animation, for reasons we can only guess. This is why we haven't heard from him.
Strange and Terrible Organ Laminator of Yesterday's Heavy Scene
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Soy El Vaquero Peludo de Oro

TIM AM I, PRIMARY OF THE EXTRA-ATMOSPHERIC SIMIANS

EK WAFFLR

#25
December 04, 2012, 04:07:22 PM
Way back when, Twid stole Mjöllnir and made a guitar out of it.

Valhall is now populated by Jotni and deceased boy band members.
"At first I lifted weights.  But then I asked myself, 'why not people?'  Now everyone runs for the fjord when they see me."


Horribly Oscillating Assbasket of Deliciousness
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The Good Reverend Roger

#26
December 04, 2012, 04:08:09 PM
Quote from: The Waffler on December 04, 2012, 04:07:22 PM
Way back when, Twid stole Mjöllnir and made a guitar out of it.

Valhall is now populated by Jotni and deceased boy band members.

And if you don't die in a rap battle, you don't get to go.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Nephew Twiddleton

#27
December 04, 2012, 04:14:37 PM
Quote from: The Waffler on December 04, 2012, 04:07:22 PM
Way back when, Twid stole Mjöllnir and made a guitar out of it.

Valhall is now populated by Jotni and deceased boy band members.

I accept this compliment.

Waffle Iron doesn't even like waffles. They don't contain enough whale meat.

Waffle Iron's not actually Norwegian. He's the last survivor of a lost civilization from the Arctic ice cap. Due to melting, he's thawed out. He wandered until he found a land of attractive women with names like Heidi.
Strange and Terrible Organ Laminator of Yesterday's Heavy Scene
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Soy El Vaquero Peludo de Oro

TIM AM I, PRIMARY OF THE EXTRA-ATMOSPHERIC SIMIANS

Juana

#28
December 04, 2012, 04:18:28 PM
WHO WON? WHOSE NEXT?


No one will enter battle raps with Dimo anymore, not since he demolished the ceiling at one event, causing the building to collapse.

Squiddy will cause the boa constrictor population to drop, the moment she gets around to it. How, we don't know. It's probably best not *to* know.

Nigel will cause the erotica singularity.

Vex is the reason why Superstition highway runs through a pentagram of Outback Steakhouses. He giggles when he drives through it.

Cain is just waiting for the right time.
"I dispose of obsolete meat machines.  Not because I hate them (I do) and not because they deserve it (they do), but because they are in the way and those older ones don't meet emissions codes.  They emit too much.  You don't like them and I don't like them, so spare me the hysteria."

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#29
December 04, 2012, 04:25:16 PM
The reason Cramulus doesn't post here anymore is because he had to return to the ocean soon after he buried his eggs.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

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