The Last Whiskey Bar

[Cardinal Pizza Deliverance.]

A minute ago I was wearing my treasured cardboard crown from Burger King. Now I'm not and I do not, for the life of me, know where it went or how it escaped my head. The part of my hair that isn't tightly tied down is a peculiar cross between tentacles and curls right now, which makes a casual tumble unlikely.

Look in the bathroom? Or maybe the fridge.

I do that ALL THE TIME.

I found it this morning. In the closet. O.o My closet is used to store yarn so I'm not sure how it got in there. Maybe I was groping my stash in a sleep-deprived stupor or something. Anyway, it's found. Whew.

[Cardinal Pizza Deliverance.]

The part of my hair that isn't tightly tied down is a peculiar cross between tentacles and curls right now, which makes a casual tumble unlikely.

WTF?

I have never understood why women think mussed hair is un-sexy.

Mussed hair is dead sexy. My just-woke-up-bed-head-hair is sexy. My post shower taming of the tresses . . . I have to tie my hair up or I sit on it instead of the toilet or the chair or whatever. Which is fine. But my hair has a mind of it's own once it's been fed with water and soap. It curls and tangles and . . . well I can store my knitting needles in the gathering of curls around my forehead.

And by casual tumble, I meant it was unlikely to have fallen off my head without me noticing. Not that I wouldn't be able to get laid because of my hair. :P

Just to make sure we're on the same page here.

[The Good Reverend Roger]

The part of my hair that isn't tightly tied down is a peculiar cross between tentacles and curls right now, which makes a casual tumble unlikely.

WTF?

I have never understood why women think mussed hair is un-sexy.

Mussed hair is dead sexy. My just-woke-up-bed-head-hair is sexy. My post shower taming of the tresses . . . I have to tie my hair up or I sit on it instead of the toilet or the chair or whatever. Which is fine. But my hair has a mind of it's own once it's been fed with water and soap. It curls and tangles and . . . well I can store my knitting needles in the gathering of curls around my forehead.

And by casual tumble, I meant it was unlikely to have fallen off my head without me noticing. Not that I wouldn't be able to get laid because of my hair. :P

Just to make sure we're on the same page here.

I'm a huge fan of long hair, but wow.  That must be a solid bitch to take care of.

And please make your metaphors more clear.  LMNO and I are depending on You People to not fuck with our heads that way.  We are old and vile, and our blood pressure is dicey.

[Cardinal Pizza Deliverance.]

The part of my hair that isn't tightly tied down is a peculiar cross between tentacles and curls right now, which makes a casual tumble unlikely.

WTF?

I have never understood why women think mussed hair is un-sexy.

Mussed hair is dead sexy. My just-woke-up-bed-head-hair is sexy. My post shower taming of the tresses . . . I have to tie my hair up or I sit on it instead of the toilet or the chair or whatever. Which is fine. But my hair has a mind of it's own once it's been fed with water and soap. It curls and tangles and . . . well I can store my knitting needles in the gathering of curls around my forehead.

And by casual tumble, I meant it was unlikely to have fallen off my head without me noticing. Not that I wouldn't be able to get laid because of my hair. :P

Just to make sure we're on the same page here.

I'm a huge fan of long hair, but wow.  That must be a solid bitch to take care of.

And please make your metaphors more clear.  LMNO and I are depending on You People to not fuck with our heads that way.  We are old and vile, and our blood pressure is dicey.

Sorry. I was a little whacked last night. Yarn fumes and dub-steb violin. It's not so bad so long as I keep it tied up. Eventually I am going to shave my head and start over, though.

[Juana]

That length would drive me batshit. mine's too long now, and it's only halfway down my shoulder blades. D:

[The Good Reverend Roger]

Sorry. I was a little whacked last night.

DOING IT AGAIN!
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Yarn fumes and dub-steb violin.

or :

It's not so bad so long as I keep it tied up.

Too easy.  Letting that one slide.

Eventually I am going to shave my head and start over, though.

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

But if you must, at least donate it.

[The Good Reverend Roger]

That length would drive me batshit. mine's too long now, and it's only halfway down my shoulder blades. D:

TGG got herself a mohawk on account of Arizona.

It succeeded in one respect (no furnace on her head), and failed in another (it is impossible to properly rebel in the TGRR household).

[Cardinal Pizza Deliverance.]

Sorry. I was a little whacked last night.

DOING IT AGAIN!
\

Yarn fumes and dub-steb violin.

or :

It's not so bad so long as I keep it tied up.

Too easy.  Letting that one slide.

Eventually I am going to shave my head and start over, though.

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

But if you must, at least donate it.

If it's donat-able, I'll donate it. Maybe they'll make little people-toys out of it like people are doing with alpaca.

[The Good Reverend Roger]

Sorry. I was a little whacked last night.

DOING IT AGAIN!
\

Yarn fumes and dub-steb violin.

or :

It's not so bad so long as I keep it tied up.

Too easy.  Letting that one slide.

Eventually I am going to shave my head and start over, though.

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

But if you must, at least donate it.

If it's donat-able, I'll donate it. Maybe they'll make little people-toys out of it like people are doing with alpaca.

Actually, they make wigs out of it for cancer victims.

[Cardinal Pizza Deliverance.]

That length would drive me batshit. mine's too long now, and it's only halfway down my shoulder blades. D:

TGG got herself a mohawk on account of Arizona.

It succeeded in one respect (no furnace on her head), and failed in another (it is impossible to properly rebel in the TGRR household).

I initially read that as 'TGG got herself a tomahawk'.

[The Good Reverend Roger]

That length would drive me batshit. mine's too long now, and it's only halfway down my shoulder blades. D:

TGG got herself a mohawk on account of Arizona.

It succeeded in one respect (no furnace on her head), and failed in another (it is impossible to properly rebel in the TGRR household).

I initially read that as 'TGG got herself a tomahawk'.

Too small.  She has a thing about weapons.  Bigger is better.  She "traded" her Heritage .22 for BOTH of my .45s, and she would settle for nothing less, blade-wise, than a halberd.

[Cardinal Pizza Deliverance.]

Sorry. I was a little whacked last night.

DOING IT AGAIN!
\

Yarn fumes and dub-steb violin.

or :

It's not so bad so long as I keep it tied up.

Too easy.  Letting that one slide.

Eventually I am going to shave my head and start over, though.

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

But if you must, at least donate it.

If it's donat-able, I'll donate it. Maybe they'll make little people-toys out of it like people are doing with alpaca.

Actually, they make wigs out of it for cancer victims.

Probably a better idea.

[The Good Reverend Roger]

Probably a better idea.

It's a very good idea.  Also, check your pm box.

[Cardinal Pizza Deliverance.]

Probably a better idea.

It's a very good idea.  Also, check your pm box.

Did.

[Cardinal Pizza Deliverance.]

Shit, it's time for me to head off to work for another scintillating afternoon of chicken frying and sammich making. Have a good day, y'all. Don't let my cat eat my Burger King crown.