The Last Whiskey Bar

[The Good Reverend Roger]

It's unfortunate. The shaved head and goatee thing USED to look Satanic, but now it just looks like a midlife crisis.

Shush, old man!

Can't.  If I close my mouth, it just comes outa other orifices.  Orifices which God never intended speech to come out of.  And it isn't just speech, is it?  No, sometimes there's some whalesong thrown in for good measure.  And it's in color.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

The Satanist was all excited that I'm Discordian, leading me to believe that he doesn't really get it.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

It's unfortunate. The shaved head and goatee thing USED to look Satanic, but now it just looks like a midlife crisis.

Shush, old man!

Can't.  If I close my mouth, it just comes outa other orifices.  Orifices which God never intended speech to come out of.  And it isn't just speech, is it?  No, sometimes there's some whalesong thrown in for good measure.  And it's in color.

[The Good Reverend Roger]

The Satanist was all excited that I'm Discordian, leading me to believe that he doesn't really get it.

Yeah, we get one of those a year, here.

"HAIL SATAN!  Wait.  Why are you all laughing at me?"

[The Good Reverend Roger]

It's unfortunate. The shaved head and goatee thing USED to look Satanic, but now it just looks like a midlife crisis.

Shush, old man!

Can't.  If I close my mouth, it just comes outa other orifices.  Orifices which God never intended speech to come out of.  And it isn't just speech, is it?  No, sometimes there's some whalesong thrown in for good measure.  And it's in color.

YOU can laugh.  You're not the one with John Philip Sousa living in your prostate.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

It's unfortunate. The shaved head and goatee thing USED to look Satanic, but now it just looks like a midlife crisis.

Shush, old man!

Can't.  If I close my mouth, it just comes outa other orifices.  Orifices which God never intended speech to come out of.  And it isn't just speech, is it?  No, sometimes there's some whalesong thrown in for good measure.  And it's in color.

YOU can laugh.  You're not the one with John Philip Sousa living in your prostate.

If that isn't scary, I don't know what the fuck is.

[The Good Reverend Roger]

It's unfortunate. The shaved head and goatee thing USED to look Satanic, but now it just looks like a midlife crisis.

Shush, old man!

Can't.  If I close my mouth, it just comes outa other orifices.  Orifices which God never intended speech to come out of.  And it isn't just speech, is it?  No, sometimes there's some whalesong thrown in for good measure.  And it's in color.

YOU can laugh.  You're not the one with John Philip Sousa living in your prostate.

If that isn't scary, I don't know what the fuck is.

He's playing military marches right now.  I am wearing a gas mask.  My employees hate me.  I try to explain what's going on, but they just look at me funny and then flee.

[The Good Reverend Roger]

Nothing quite like being talked around.  I'm just gonna collect up the three pieces I wrote, retool them for Scrubgenius, and then stay the fuck out of the school shooting thread.

[Cain]

I'm talking around everyone at the moment.  Packing is surprisingly hard.  I swear I had more clean clothes than this...

[Suu]

Got an 18 out of 20 on my prospectus! With my other coursework from the semester, I think I've got an A in the hardest undergraduate history class in my university. Now I just take the 10 pages I wrote already, Flesh them out to 40 pages, and I'll have my work done for next semester for the most part, but since I didn't seem to suck (She gave me a fair amount of sources and advice to follow up on) I don't see why I can't have the first draft of my undergrad thesis done before April 1. I'm feeling A LOT more confident going into the next term, now.

2 more finals tomorrow, I'm off to Florida.

[Salty]

I don't know and do not care one tiny bit if it is due to placebo effect, but the vit. C megadosing has kept multiple issues of various bad body things I'm check. Perhaps I'll get lucky and won't need actual medical care until that sweet Obamacare brings me low riders and medically trained strippers who feed me sugar pills and booze.

Also, jump ropes kick ass.

[Cain]

Germans, please not be living up to your stereotype of control freaking maniacs?

Look, I have an N7 rank of 600, I'm sporting one of the harder to get banners, I'm playing with a maxed out Uncommon Weapon and a Tier 3 blacklisted weapon, and a brand new character, with high level gear.  I don't need someone on my arse every five minutes trying to micromanage the bloody battlefield.

Especially on Bronze.

Oh, and I scored at least twice as much as you.  And if you hadn't been screaming in my ear to get to the LZ, when I had a good 20 seconds left and was a three second run away, I probably would have embarrased you even more.

[Nephew Twiddleton]

I went on a date with a short, hot Satanist tonight.

My heart just really isn't in this dating thing.

I do think I might ask out FBF's employee though.

If that isn't too weird. He's pretty, timid, a financial analyst, and seems kinda gay, which is TOTALLY my type.

A timid financial analyst Satanist?



Well, I shouldn't laugh. I really shouldn't.

Nononono

The timid financial analyst isn't a Satanist, as far as I can tell.

Why do Satanists all have to do that thing with the goatee? Is it the Law?

Anton LaVey is a trend setter. 

I go for the same look, but it's a combination of having to shave my head due to hair loss and full beards looking kinda funny if you have a shaved head, and not liking how I look without facial hair.

That said, I'm due for a shave, it's just that the weather's been a bit cold.

[Nephew Twiddleton]

It's unfortunate. The shaved head and goatee thing USED to look Satanic, but now it just looks like a midlife crisis.

Your hair is red though. Doesn't count unless you dye it.

[The Good Reverend Roger]

It's unfortunate. The shaved head and goatee thing USED to look Satanic, but now it just looks like a midlife crisis.

Your hair is red though. Doesn't count unless you dye it.

Oh, that's a relief.  I wanted a PROPER midlife crisis.  Red Miata, ridiculous combover, maybe a young blond trophy mistress, you know.