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Re: The Last Whiskey Bar
« Reply #705 on: December 20, 2012, 04:13:56 pm »
It's gonna be one of THOSE days, I see.

I think the problem is the time zone difference.  I'm writing shit 3 hours behind, so responses take 6 hours.  Like in 2001: A Space Odyssey.

Comes from letting you fuckers have your own "time zones".  FOOLS!  Time runs at the same rate, no matter where on Earth you are (unless you're at the DMV or the doctor's office).  You People need to STANDARDIZE.  Get with the fucking program.  It is currently 9:03 AM.  Shut up.

I think you will find, Sir, that time was invented in 1693 by Sir William of Clocke. Up until that moment people had just done things simultaneously, which made it impossible to queue in a suitably British fashion. In order to alleviate this problem the city of Greenwich was founded - which is why all proper time is expressed relative to GMT. Therefore it is currently 4 in the afternoon. Thank you.
Truly, though our element is time,
We are not suited to the long perspectives
Open at each instant of our lives.
They link us to our losses: worse,
They show us what we have as it once was,
Blindingly undiminished, just as though
By acting differently, we could have kept it so.

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Re: The Last Whiskey Bar
« Reply #706 on: December 20, 2012, 04:15:10 pm »
Time for tea in other words?
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Re: The Last Whiskey Bar
« Reply #707 on: December 20, 2012, 04:15:50 pm »
Roger- :lol:
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« Reply #708 on: December 20, 2012, 04:18:07 pm »
It's gonna be one of THOSE days, I see.

I think the problem is the time zone difference.  I'm writing shit 3 hours behind, so responses take 6 hours.  Like in 2001: A Space Odyssey.

Comes from letting you fuckers have your own "time zones".  FOOLS!  Time runs at the same rate, no matter where on Earth you are (unless you're at the DMV or the doctor's office).  You People need to STANDARDIZE.  Get with the fucking program.  It is currently 9:03 AM.  Shut up.

I think you will find, Sir, that time was invented in 1693 by Sir William of Clocke. Up until that moment people had just done things simultaneously, which made it impossible to queue in a suitably British fashion. In order to alleviate this problem the city of Greenwich was founded - which is why all proper time is expressed relative to GMT. Therefore it is currently 4 in the afternoon. Thank you.

It is ALWAYS 4 in the afternoon in England.  And RAINING. 
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« Reply #709 on: December 20, 2012, 04:23:28 pm »
It's gonna be one of THOSE days, I see.

I think the problem is the time zone difference.  I'm writing shit 3 hours behind, so responses take 6 hours.  Like in 2001: A Space Odyssey.

Comes from letting you fuckers have your own "time zones".  FOOLS!  Time runs at the same rate, no matter where on Earth you are (unless you're at the DMV or the doctor's office).  You People need to STANDARDIZE.  Get with the fucking program.  It is currently 9:03 AM.  Shut up.

I think you will find, Sir, that time was invented in 1693 by Sir William of Clocke. Up until that moment people had just done things simultaneously, which made it impossible to queue in a suitably British fashion. In order to alleviate this problem the city of Greenwich was founded - which is why all proper time is expressed relative to GMT. Therefore it is currently 4 in the afternoon. Thank you.

It is ALWAYS 4 in the afternoon in England.  And RAINING. 

That's how we like it.

Grey and miserable makes the food fit in better.
Truly, though our element is time,
We are not suited to the long perspectives
Open at each instant of our lives.
They link us to our losses: worse,
They show us what we have as it once was,
Blindingly undiminished, just as though
By acting differently, we could have kept it so.

-Reference Back, Phillip Larkin

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« Reply #710 on: December 20, 2012, 04:25:21 pm »
It's gonna be one of THOSE days, I see.

I think the problem is the time zone difference.  I'm writing shit 3 hours behind, so responses take 6 hours.  Like in 2001: A Space Odyssey.

Comes from letting you fuckers have your own "time zones".  FOOLS!  Time runs at the same rate, no matter where on Earth you are (unless you're at the DMV or the doctor's office).  You People need to STANDARDIZE.  Get with the fucking program.  It is currently 9:03 AM.  Shut up.

I think you will find, Sir, that time was invented in 1693 by Sir William of Clocke. Up until that moment people had just done things simultaneously, which made it impossible to queue in a suitably British fashion. In order to alleviate this problem the city of Greenwich was founded - which is why all proper time is expressed relative to GMT. Therefore it is currently 4 in the afternoon. Thank you.

It is ALWAYS 4 in the afternoon in England.  And RAINING. 

That's how we like it.

Grey and miserable makes the food fit in better.

Well, it DID, until you imported your official national food from India, and then fucked THAT up.  tikka masala?  WTF is that shit?  Have some rogan josh, for fuck's sake.
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Re: The Last Whiskey Bar
« Reply #711 on: December 20, 2012, 04:33:34 pm »
This reminds me that my dad belives curry is 'basically just a spicy stew' and so he insists on adding dumplings and mushrooms to all curry dishes.

Clearly we just know how to do curry better than those uppity natives.
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We are not suited to the long perspectives
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They link us to our losses: worse,
They show us what we have as it once was,
Blindingly undiminished, just as though
By acting differently, we could have kept it so.

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« Reply #712 on: December 20, 2012, 04:40:49 pm »
This reminds me that my dad belives curry is 'basically just a spicy stew' and so he insists on adding dumplings and mushrooms to all curry dishes.

Clearly we just know how to do curry better than those uppity natives.

That's nothing.  One of my crew decided one day that curried brussel sprouts were not only a good idea, but they'd be better warm, so he used the I&E lab microwave to heat them up.

I can't begin to describe the smell.
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Re: The Last Whiskey Bar
« Reply #713 on: December 20, 2012, 04:42:06 pm »
Microwaved.  Curried.  Brussels sprouts.




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« Reply #714 on: December 20, 2012, 04:44:02 pm »
Microwaved.  Curried.  Brussels sprouts.




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We had to ask to have the Geneva Convention amended.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
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« Reply #715 on: December 20, 2012, 04:45:19 pm »
 :aaa:

Well, I've got a long shift until I get to eat. At least that mental image will ward hunger off.
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They link us to our losses: worse,
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Re: The Last Whiskey Bar
« Reply #716 on: December 20, 2012, 05:22:46 pm »
Having trouble staying awake. Might have to put on the heavy music soon.
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Re: The Last Whiskey Bar
« Reply #717 on: December 20, 2012, 05:26:48 pm »
MARMITE SANDIES!
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Re: The Last Whiskey Bar
« Reply #718 on: December 20, 2012, 05:28:37 pm »
When i get back to fogland im going to try this marmite stuff. I can get it here but its all imported. Mmmm beer sludge on toast.
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« Reply #719 on: December 20, 2012, 05:30:30 pm »
Also i forgot to bring more cds with me to work today so it looks like heavy is going to entail saxon cradle of filth andmorbid angel again. I need more metal in my diet.
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