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The Last Whiskey Bar

Started by Suu, December 04, 2012, 03:19:49 PM

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Mesozoic Mister Nigel

I'm pretty sure I have the flu. I got in a fight with my best friend. I have to work in an hour and a half, and I have not shipped one single order.

I'm a mess.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."


Nephew Twiddleton

Strange and Terrible Organ Laminator of Yesterday's Heavy Scene
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Soy El Vaquero Peludo de Oro

TIM AM I, PRIMARY OF THE EXTRA-ATMOSPHERIC SIMIANS

The Good Reverend Roger

Quote from: M. Nigel Salt on January 03, 2013, 09:25:10 PM
Oh, man. Here's hoping...


ANNNNNNNND THE CEO CAN'T MAKE UP HIS MIND.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

LMNO


Cain

The mighty Batarian soldier vanquishes all.  Punches to the face and grenades and exploding spikes for everyone!

The Good Reverend Roger

Quote from: LMNO, PhD (life continues) on January 04, 2013, 12:13:50 AM
LEADERSHIP!

He is resolved to be irresolute, and decided to be undecided.  He is sticking his neck out and taking no position.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Anna Mae Bollocks

Scantily-Clad Inspector of Gigantic and Unnecessary Cashews, Texas Division

Richter

Quote from: Eater of Clowns on May 22, 2015, 03:00:53 AM
Anyone ever think about how Richter inhabits the same reality as you and just scream and scream and scream, but in a good way?   :lulz:

Friendly Neighborhood Mentat

Nephew Twiddleton

People should not be more indecisive than me.

Twid,
Pretty indecisive, except here.
Strange and Terrible Organ Laminator of Yesterday's Heavy Scene
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Soy El Vaquero Peludo de Oro

TIM AM I, PRIMARY OF THE EXTRA-ATMOSPHERIC SIMIANS

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on January 03, 2013, 10:55:36 PM
Quote from: M. Nigel Salt on January 03, 2013, 09:25:10 PM
Oh, man. Here's hoping...


ANNNNNNNND THE CEO CAN'T MAKE UP HIS MIND.

WELL IF HE CAN'T DECIDE, HE SHOULD LET YOU DECIDE.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."


Mesozoic Mister Nigel

I hate everybody and I have to have hernia surgery. Fuck this.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."


Nephew Twiddleton

I have a Catholic acquaintance that is interested in "Christianity."

I am trying desperately to steer her in the right direction. I hope my Lutheran minister friends can make a convincing case for the ELCA.
Strange and Terrible Organ Laminator of Yesterday's Heavy Scene
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Soy El Vaquero Peludo de Oro

TIM AM I, PRIMARY OF THE EXTRA-ATMOSPHERIC SIMIANS

Nephew Twiddleton

And it feels weird for me as a pretend Catholic to steer a probably heretic to the right form of Protestantism.

Twid,
WTF?  :horrormirth:
Strange and Terrible Organ Laminator of Yesterday's Heavy Scene
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Soy El Vaquero Peludo de Oro

TIM AM I, PRIMARY OF THE EXTRA-ATMOSPHERIC SIMIANS

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

I still don't have a fever but I have aches and chills.  :argh!:

I'm going to bed.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."


Nephew Twiddleton

Quote from: M. Nigel Salt on January 04, 2013, 04:29:25 AM
I still don't have a fever but I have aches and chills.  :argh!:

I'm going to bed.


Feel better, like.
Strange and Terrible Organ Laminator of Yesterday's Heavy Scene
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Soy El Vaquero Peludo de Oro

TIM AM I, PRIMARY OF THE EXTRA-ATMOSPHERIC SIMIANS