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TESTEMONAIL:  Right and Discordianism allows room for personal interpretation. You have your theories and I have mine. Unlike Christianity, Discordia allows room for ideas and opinions, and mine is well-informed and based on ancient philosophy and theology, so, my neo-Discordian friends, open your minds to my interpretation and I will open my mind to yours. That's fair enough, right? Just claiming to be discordian should mean that your mind is open and willing to learn and share ideas. You guys are fucking bashing me and your laughing at my theologies and my friends know what's up and are laughing at you and honestly this is my last shot at putting a label on my belief structure and your making me lose all hope of ever finding a ideological group I can relate to because you don't even know what the fuck I'm talking about and everything I have said is based on the founding principals of real Discordianism. Expand your mind.

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Started by Mesozoic Mister Nigel, December 04, 2012, 06:00:54 AM

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Suu

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December 04, 2012, 05:14:01 PM
Oh holiest of holies, in this season of joy and sparkling shit, I give great thanks to your assholicism!
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The Good Reverend Roger

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December 04, 2012, 05:41:45 PM
Quote from: Suu on December 04, 2012, 05:14:01 PM
Oh holiest of holies, in this season of joy and sparkling shit, I give great thanks to your assholicism!

Yeah, we don't do mistletoe.
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Mesozoic Mister Nigel

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December 05, 2012, 02:23:17 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on December 04, 2012, 04:36:13 PM
Quote from: FROTISTED FUDGE CAK on December 04, 2012, 04:33:25 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on December 04, 2012, 04:30:45 PM
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Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on December 04, 2012, 04:12:15 PM
Quote from: FROTISTED FUDGE CAK on December 04, 2012, 04:11:29 PM
SEE how he rains his Hate upon us??? Hosannah to the highest!

Hosannahs?  How much is that in American dollars?

44.1 cubit, I think.

For THIS level of Holiness™?  You must be MAD.  I couldn't let it go for less than 6 furlongs.

58° Celsius, last offer.

60 C, and I'll throw in a particularly holy Speedo, which came apart under unusual stresses for which it was never designed.

A Holy Relic! SOLD!
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