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HAVE YOU HEARD THE GOOD NEWS???

Started by Mesozoic Mister Nigel, December 04, 2012, 06:00:54 AM

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Suu

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December 04, 2012, 05:14:01 PM
Oh holiest of holies, in this season of joy and sparkling shit, I give great thanks to your assholicism!
Sovereign Episkopos-Princess Kaousuu; Esq., Battle Nun, Bene Gesserit.
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The Good Reverend Roger

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December 04, 2012, 05:41:45 PM
Quote from: Suu on December 04, 2012, 05:14:01 PM
Oh holiest of holies, in this season of joy and sparkling shit, I give great thanks to your assholicism!

Yeah, we don't do mistletoe.
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Mesozoic Mister Nigel

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December 05, 2012, 02:23:17 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on December 04, 2012, 04:36:13 PM
Quote from: FROTISTED FUDGE CAK on December 04, 2012, 04:33:25 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on December 04, 2012, 04:30:45 PM
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Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on December 04, 2012, 04:12:15 PM
Quote from: FROTISTED FUDGE CAK on December 04, 2012, 04:11:29 PM
SEE how he rains his Hate upon us??? Hosannah to the highest!

Hosannahs?  How much is that in American dollars?

44.1 cubit, I think.

For THIS level of Holiness™?  You must be MAD.  I couldn't let it go for less than 6 furlongs.

58° Celsius, last offer.

60 C, and I'll throw in a particularly holy Speedo, which came apart under unusual stresses for which it was never designed.

A Holy Relic! SOLD!
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

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