All Right, Assholes, it's PENANCE TIME.

[Junkenstein]

I realised this.

Forgive me reverend for I have been relaxing in the Jamaican fashion and still type away.

It's lovely in this hammock.

[LMNO]

I stayed five minutes later than I had to at work.

You BASTARD.

You will accidentally some MORE bourbon, and that is FUCKING FINAL.

You, sir, are PROPHET.

It just so happens that Frost Heaves is having a quarum/whiskey drinking meeting tonight.  WHOOPS goes the bourbon!

Quorum. 

It's like I don't even know you anymore.

Tack that on to my ongoing sin count.

[The Good Reverend Roger]

I stayed five minutes later than I had to at work.

You BASTARD.

You will accidentally some MORE bourbon, and that is FUCKING FINAL.

You, sir, are PROPHET.

It just so happens that Frost Heaves is having a quarum/whiskey drinking meeting tonight.  WHOOPS goes the bourbon!

Quorum. 

It's like I don't even know you anymore.

Tack that on to my ongoing sin count.

Mangling the English language gets you sent to normal (boring) hell.  Do you want that?

[LMNO]

What if I really mangle it?











...Wait, that would make me Horab.  DO NOT WANT.

[The Good Reverend Roger]

What if I really mangle it?











...Wait, that would make me Horab.  DO NOT WANT.

Yes, the punishment is sort of built in on that one.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

I am a pure unicorn, Roger.

Did you even date an African woman once?

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

My sin is that I failed to be cynical enough to keep up with reality.

[Dildo Argentino]

I was just here for the penance really. What does a guy have to do to get some good old time hosewhipping in the streets with bells and placards handed out?

I held up my end. Get to it.

I'm expecting some BIBLICAL shit. None of the naughty step bullshit give me an old testament smiting now

You will duel holist (the real one) to the DEATH, using nothing but passive-aggressive behavior.

I can't be duelled to the death. Weaselly, that way. Duelling me to the death is like drying the ocean with a sieve.

[leln]

Confess? I suppose I can, I'm temporarily at liberty from classes.

-I gave Richter a copy of Incubus (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0059311/?ref_=fn_al_tt_3) for his birthday.
-I had way too much fun chatting with my classmates this semester.
-I accidentally the last half glass of one of the bottles of my dad's birthday wine.

[Suu]

I sit on Facebook and Peedee during class rather than taking notes.

I just ate Bambi, even though  I'm considering going vegetarian because of my digestion issues.

I'm a week late with washing my bedsheets.

[tyrannosaurus vex]

My company hired a poor foreigner who was unaccustomed to our heathen ways, and yesterday he asked me if it was a health hazard to sit so close to a couple of network switches. He was concerned that they may be "spreading rays," which I assume is some kind of ESL version of "emitting radiation." I told him yes there is a minor risk of low sperm count, but that I had a solution. So I ran to the break room and fashioned him a tin foil hat, which he wore for the rest of the day.

[Richter]

Offenses against the Co workers:
-told the girl who just bought a house he life was now "50 shades of beige"
-requested a sexual harrasment workshop when I felt my own double entendre were not degrading enough
-wore a sheepskin vest.  publically posted a rebuttal to the vegans.  (Managers still laughing)
- ate the vindaloo
-turned the xmas tree into "Freddie Mercurtree" with glasses and fake stache

Offenses against the LARPers
-suggested better places to stick the binding runes
-flipped out on a unicorn
-made them add more rules about combat
-dropped puns at the Inquisition

Offenses against the roomates
-Ferric Chloride in the tub
-spent yeast from the beer in the sink
-pewter on the ceiling
-the bone dust incident

Offenses against the Scadians
-KO'ing tricks with a greatsword
-every knife kill that sent people to therapy.
-tieing up the household's roaming gnome statue like a gimp and hanging him in the spare tent

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

Offenses against the Co workers:
-told the girl who just bought a house he life was now "50 shades of beige"
-requested a sexual harrasment workshop when I felt my own double entendre were not degrading enough
-wore a sheepskin vest.  publically posted a rebuttal to the vegans.  (Managers still laughing)
- ate the vindaloo
-turned the xmas tree into "Freddie Mercurtree" with glasses and fake stache

Offenses against the LARPers
-suggested better places to stick the binding runes
-flipped out on a unicorn
-made them add more rules about combat
-dropped puns at the Inquisition

Offenses against the roomates
-Ferric Chloride in the tub
-spent yeast from the beer in the sink
-pewter on the ceiling
-the bone dust incident

Offenses against the Scadians
-KO'ing tricks with a greatsword
-every knife kill that sent people to therapy.
-tieing up the household's roaming gnome statue like a gimp and hanging him in the spare tent

[LMNO]

ROGER, YOU HORRIBLE BASTARD PERSON.

I accidentally'd all the bourbon last night, and now am two and a half hours late at work, and my liver wants to kill me.

[The Good Reverend Roger]

ROGER, YOU HORRIBLE BASTARD PERSON.

I accidentally'd all the bourbon last night, and now am two and a half hours late at work, and my liver wants to kill me.

But can't you just feel the Holiness™ in your guts and sweating out of every pore?  And that's not "horrible fatigue" you're feeling, it's the added weight of RIGHTEOUSNESS on your shoulders.