I still maintain a land line.

[P3nT4gR4m]

*ring ring*

Me: Hello

Annoying Fucker: Hello. Am I speaking to Mr <P3nTGF's surname> everything is registered in her name so I know straight away this is not a legit call

Me: Yes

AF: blah blah blah ... something ... buncha bullshit ... blah blah...

Me: Certainly. You'll just answer a couple of security questions first

AF: WFT??

Me: Yes, security questions

AF: Security Questions?

Me: That's right

AF: ... okay

Me: Date of birth?

AF: 16/06/66

Me: What's your favorite colour?

AF: Yellow

Me: Have you ever had sex with a farm animal?

AF: Sorry, WHAT?

Me: a farm animal? Cow, goat, chicken, that sort of thing - have you ever had sexual intercourse with one?

*click*

Wish I could take credit for the idea, from a mate on facebbok. Can confirm it worked a fucking treat 3 or 4 times one afternoon

[Anna Mae Bollocks]

*ring ring*

Me: Hello

Annoying Fucker: Hello. Am I speaking to Mr <P3nTGF's surname> everything is registered in her name so I know straight away this is not a legit call

Me: Yes

AF: blah blah blah ... something ... buncha bullshit ... blah blah...

Me: Certainly. You'll just answer a couple of security questions first

AF: WFT??

Me: Yes, security questions

AF: Security Questions?

Me: That's right

AF: ... okay

Me: Date of birth?

AF: 16/06/66

Me: What's your favorite colour?

AF: Yellow

Me: Have you ever had sex with a farm animal?

AF: Sorry, WHAT?

Me: a farm animal? Cow, goat, chicken, that sort of thing - have you ever had sexual intercourse with one?

*click*

Wish I could take credit for the idea, from a mate on facebbok. Can confirm it worked a fucking treat 3 or 4 times one afternoon

Stealing this.