Here's your morning coffee, you filthy animals.

[Elder Iptuous]

"As far as we can tell there is definitely no harm to the Portlandians."

[Cardinal Pizza Deliverance.]

Aaaaaaand I'm done.  Warning:  Poe's Law ahead.


I'm a home roaster and I'm noticing in the newpapers that animal poop coffee is really popular and expensive. I've been growing yellow bourbon arabica in my greenhouse for a couple of years and it's finally starting to produce quality cherry. I will personally ingest this cherry and mimic the "kopi luwak" process. I will roast this coffee so that it's ready to brew, in time for the holidays. I will be able to harvest only a couple of pounds of this special kind of coffee so act now before it's too late.

I'm 47, healthy, and will guarantee you'll like my kopi luwak style coffees. Fecal specimens available for inspection upon request.

[Cardinal Pizza Deliverance.]

Oh man, I thought Jezebel was finally doing a piece on the fecal transplant market in Portland. Yes, it is a real thing.

[Anna Mae Bollocks]

Aaaaaaand I'm done.  Warning:  Poe's Law ahead.


I'm a home roaster and I'm noticing in the newpapers that animal poop coffee is really popular and expensive. I've been growing yellow bourbon arabica in my greenhouse for a couple of years and it's finally starting to produce quality cherry. I will personally ingest this cherry and mimic the "kopi luwak" process. I will roast this coffee so that it's ready to brew, in time for the holidays. I will be able to harvest only a couple of pounds of this special kind of coffee so act now before it's too late.

I'm 47, healthy, and will guarantee you'll like my kopi luwak style coffees. Fecal specimens available for inspection upon request.

Thank you, Portland!

Huff Post. Also with pic. http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/12/12/human-poop-coffee-kopi-luwak_n_2285038.html?utm_hp_ref=food&ir=Food

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

The price is the best part.