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Oh, yeah, it's annual Holy Name™ time.

Started by The Good Reverend Roger, December 10, 2012, 07:30:42 PM

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The Good Reverend Roger

#15
December 10, 2012, 08:56:41 PM
Quote from: Sita on December 10, 2012, 08:53:18 PM
People always get nervous when I smile. Seemingly because I don't do it often, but now I wonder if my smiles are different from theirs...

Test it out on Calvinists.  If they grimace back, something's wrong.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#16
December 10, 2012, 09:45:13 PM
HIT ME, BABY, ONCE MORE TIME!
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

The Good Reverend Roger

#17
December 10, 2012, 09:47:53 PM
Quote from: hølist on December 10, 2012, 09:45:13 PM
HIT ME, BABY, ONCE MORE TIME!

Richard Nixon-Flavored Edible Pillow Pal of Black Friday's Darkest Hour.


(Pillow Pal ---> Google it.  It's Japan turned into AMERICA.)
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#18
December 10, 2012, 09:58:50 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on December 10, 2012, 09:47:53 PM
Quote from: hølist on December 10, 2012, 09:45:13 PM
HIT ME, BABY, ONCE MORE TIME!

Richard Nixon-Flavored Edible Pillow Pal of Black Friday's Darkest Hour.


(Pillow Pal ---> Google it.  It's Japan turned into AMERICA.)

OMG I KNOW! It's like depression manifest.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Salty

#19
December 10, 2012, 10:03:29 PM
I will take a new one, sir.
The world is a car and you're the crash test dummy.

Anna Mae Bollocks

#20
December 10, 2012, 10:34:56 PM
As will I.

The old one is still quite servicable, but it's starting to smell funny. Don't want people getting suspicious.
Scantily-Clad Inspector of Gigantic and Unnecessary Cashews, Texas Division

Cuddlefish

#21
December 10, 2012, 10:35:51 PM
I don't necessarily NEED a new holy name. It's just that this one I have here is a little snug in the crotch, you see...
A fisher of men, or a manner of fish?

leln

#22
December 10, 2012, 10:53:51 PM
I might as well get in line for a new name. It'll give me something new to read in my sig while I wait for that overdue Halloween Holiness.
[initially a "Rabid Wombat of the Eastern Intertubes." Now the] Glorious Peoples' Revolutionary Wombat of Wrath and Righteous Retribution.

"If you speak out of turn again, I will unscrew your neckpipe and use the resulting hole for my lavatory.  And I have one fuck of a case of the squirts today."

Mangrove

#23
December 10, 2012, 11:21:13 PM
I will take one of your monikers good sir!

What makes it so? Making it so is what makes it so.

Cainad (dec.)

#24
December 10, 2012, 11:25:49 PM
Since the holy title of Knobby BitsTM has been reassigned, I can only assume my tenure is up. I require a new Holy Name, and a laser tattoo-removal machine for the old one.

Nephew Twiddleton

#25
December 11, 2012, 01:37:23 AM
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Strange and Terrible Organ Laminator of Yesterday's Heavy Scene
Sentence or sentence fragment pending

Soy El Vaquero Peludo de Oro

TIM AM I, PRIMARY OF THE EXTRA-ATMOSPHERIC SIMIANS

Signora Pæsior

#26
December 11, 2012, 06:10:10 AM
Yes, please.
Petrochemical Pheremone Buzzard of the Poisoned Water Hole

Aucoq

#27
December 11, 2012, 06:15:53 AM
It's the back of the line for me.  I'd love a Holy Name™!
"All of the world's leading theologists agree only on the notion that God hates no-fault insurance."

Horrid and Sticky Llama Wrangler of Last Week's Forbidden Desire.

The Good Reverend Roger

#28
December 11, 2012, 02:06:10 PM
Quote from: Alty on December 10, 2012, 10:03:29 PM
I will take a new one, sir.

Undulating Alaskan Princess of Infamy
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

The Good Reverend Roger

#29
December 11, 2012, 02:09:08 PM
Quote from: TEXAS FAIRIES FOR ALL YOU SPAGS on December 10, 2012, 10:34:56 PM
As will I.

The old one is still quite servicable, but it's starting to smell funny. Don't want people getting suspicious.

Appendix Transplant Specialist, Texas Division
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.
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