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Oh, yeah, it's annual Holy Name™ time.

Started by The Good Reverend Roger, December 10, 2012, 07:30:42 PM

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The Good Reverend Roger

Quote from: Curdlefish on December 10, 2012, 10:35:51 PM
I don't necessarily NEED a new holy name. It's just that this one I have here is a little snug in the crotch, you see...

Punk Rock Kamikaze Ace of Heaving Manliness
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

The Good Reverend Roger

Quote from: leln on December 10, 2012, 10:53:51 PM
I might as well get in line for a new name. It'll give me something new to read in my sig while I wait for that overdue Halloween Holiness.

Glorious Peoples' Revolutionary Wombat of Wrath and Righteous Retribution.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

The Good Reverend Roger

Quote from: Mangrove on December 10, 2012, 11:21:13 PM
I will take one of your monikers good sir!

Suppurating Mind Gangster of the Lower East Side
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

The Good Reverend Roger

Quote from: Cainad on December 10, 2012, 11:25:49 PM
Since the holy title of Knobby BitsTM has been reassigned, I can only assume my tenure is up. I require a new Holy Name, and a laser tattoo-removal machine for the old one.

Fleshlight Repairman of the Last Apocalypse.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

The Good Reverend Roger

" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

The Good Reverend Roger

" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

The Good Reverend Roger

Quote from: holιst on December 11, 2012, 06:15:53 AM
It's the back of the line for me.  I'd love a Holy Name™!

Slightly Worn Yet Still Mighty Truckstop Mattress Removal Specialist
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Mangrove

What makes it so? Making it so is what makes it so.

Cainad (dec.)

Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on December 11, 2012, 02:14:45 PM
Quote from: Cainad on December 10, 2012, 11:25:49 PM
Since the holy title of Knobby BitsTM has been reassigned, I can only assume my tenure is up. I require a new Holy Name, and a laser tattoo-removal machine for the old one.

Fleshlight Repairman of the Last Apocalypse.

Wooo! BRB, getting my soul saved...

The Good Reverend Roger

Quote from: Cainad on December 11, 2012, 04:05:03 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on December 11, 2012, 02:14:45 PM
Quote from: Cainad on December 10, 2012, 11:25:49 PM
Since the holy title of Knobby BitsTM has been reassigned, I can only assume my tenure is up. I require a new Holy Name, and a laser tattoo-removal machine for the old one.

Fleshlight Repairman of the Last Apocalypse.

Wooo! BRB, getting my soul saved...

And unlike many here, you managed to READ THE DIRECTIONS.  Aren't YOU just the clever bastard?
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Cainad (dec.)

Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on December 11, 2012, 04:07:38 PM
Quote from: Cainad on December 11, 2012, 04:05:03 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on December 11, 2012, 02:14:45 PM
Quote from: Cainad on December 10, 2012, 11:25:49 PM
Since the holy title of Knobby BitsTM has been reassigned, I can only assume my tenure is up. I require a new Holy Name, and a laser tattoo-removal machine for the old one.

Fleshlight Repairman of the Last Apocalypse.

Wooo! BRB, getting my soul saved...

And unlike many here, you managed to READ THE DIRECTIONS.  Aren't YOU just the clever bastard?

The last time I screwed around with this shit, "Bob" made me take a sniff of whatever that is in his pipe.

Been on the straight-and-narrow ever since.

The Good Reverend Roger

Quote from: Cainad on December 11, 2012, 04:10:05 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on December 11, 2012, 04:07:38 PM
Quote from: Cainad on December 11, 2012, 04:05:03 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on December 11, 2012, 02:14:45 PM
Quote from: Cainad on December 10, 2012, 11:25:49 PM
Since the holy title of Knobby BitsTM has been reassigned, I can only assume my tenure is up. I require a new Holy Name, and a laser tattoo-removal machine for the old one.

Fleshlight Repairman of the Last Apocalypse.

Wooo! BRB, getting my soul saved...

And unlike many here, you managed to READ THE DIRECTIONS.  Aren't YOU just the clever bastard?

The last time I screwed around with this shit, "Bob" made me take a sniff of whatever that is in his pipe.

Been on the straight-and-narrow ever since.

Yeah, those radiation burns heal slowly, I hear.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Cainad (dec.)

Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on December 11, 2012, 04:11:53 PM
Quote from: Cainad on December 11, 2012, 04:10:05 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on December 11, 2012, 04:07:38 PM
And unlike many here, you managed to READ THE DIRECTIONS.  Aren't YOU just the clever bastard?

The last time I screwed around with this shit, "Bob" made me take a sniff of whatever that is in his pipe.

Been on the straight-and-narrow ever since.

Yeah, those radiation burns heal slowly, I hear.

Very slowly. I don't grow these sideburns for mere decoration, after all. They help hide my shame.

P3nT4gR4m

Hit me up. The last one made my spleen erect for three fucking days!  :fap:

I'm up to my arse in Brexit Numpties, but I want more.  Target-rich environments are the new sexy.
Not actually a meat product.
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Awful and Bent Behemothic Results of Last Night's Painful Squat.
High Altitude Haggis-Filled Sex Bucket From Beyond Time and Space.
Internet Monkey Person of Filthy and Immoral Pygmy-Porn Wart Contagion
Octomom Auxillary Heat Exchanger Repairman
walking the fine line line between genius and batshit fucking crazy

"computation is a pattern in the spacetime arrangement of particles, and it's not the particles but the pattern that really matters! Matter doesn't matter." -- Max Tegmark

The Good Reverend Roger

Quote from: P3nT4gR4m on December 11, 2012, 05:13:01 PM
Hit me up. The last one made my spleen erect for three fucking days!  :fap:

Internet Monkey Person of Filthy and Immoral Pygmy-Porn Wart Contagion
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.