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Started by Epimetheus, December 12, 2012, 10:02:31 AM

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December 12, 2012, 10:02:31 AM
NATIONAL DAY of APOPHENIA.

May we celebrate this day by seeing patterns everyfuckingwhere.

Really, though, the Coca Cola bear resembles a skull because the advertisers were in a death cult.
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#1
December 12, 2012, 11:25:11 AM
Okay. This should be the hymn for today:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HdCfYHNctsc
Not too keen on rigor, myself - reminds me of mortis

AFK

#2
December 12, 2012, 12:18:19 PM
I'm wearing a suit that has a snappy pattern on it which was clearly concocted by Masons in their effort to evoke the Stay Puft Apocalypse.
Cynicism is a blank check for failure.

LMNO

#3
December 12, 2012, 12:51:24 PM
My wife said to me, "This is the only time in our lives when the date is 12/12/12.  It's unique."

I replied, "So was yesterday.  It will never again in our lives be 12/11/12."

Then she punched me.

Sita

#4
December 12, 2012, 02:35:07 PM
Thankfully there are only 12 months, so I never have to worry about the significance of 13/13/13, 14/14/14, etc.

And perhaps once everyone doesn't die next week I won't have to worry about hearing that all the time either.
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#5
December 12, 2012, 02:39:13 PM
I just informed facebook that it's actually Sweetmorn The Aftermath 54th, YOLD 3178, and it's no big deal.

LMNO

#6
December 12, 2012, 02:51:43 PM
...and now my wife wants to punch me again.

Suu

#7
December 12, 2012, 03:38:43 PM
I found a pattern of coffee grounds in my morning java.

What does it mean?
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#8
December 12, 2012, 03:40:06 PM
MAYAN GODS ARE RETURNING.

Suu

#9
December 12, 2012, 03:44:52 PM
Sovereign Episkopos-Princess Kaousuu; Esq., Battle Nun, Bene Gesserit.
Our Lady of Perpetual Confusion; 1st Church of Discordia

"Add a dab of lavender to milk, leave town with an orange, and pretend you're laughing at it."

AFK

#10
December 12, 2012, 06:53:05 PM
Quote from: Suu on December 12, 2012, 03:38:43 PM
I found a pattern of coffee grounds in my morning java.

What does it mean?


You need a better filter.
Cynicism is a blank check for failure.

Suu

#11
December 12, 2012, 07:49:05 PM
Quote from: Rev. What's-His-Name? on December 12, 2012, 06:53:05 PM
Quote from: Suu on December 12, 2012, 03:38:43 PM
I found a pattern of coffee grounds in my morning java.

What does it mean?


You need a better filter.

French press.

-Suu
Drinks coffee that might as well be outlawed by the Geneva Convention.
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P3nT4gR4m

#12
December 12, 2012, 07:51:57 PM
Quote from: Sita on December 12, 2012, 02:35:07 PM
Thankfully there are only 12 months, so I never have to worry about the significance of 13/13/13, 14/14/14, etc.

And perhaps once everyone doesn't die next week I won't have to worry about hearing that all the time either.

Holy shit, I never thought of the meta - it's the end of the ends of the world  :lulz:

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#13
December 12, 2012, 08:16:40 PM
Quote from: P3nT4gR4m on December 12, 2012, 07:51:57 PM
Quote from: Sita on December 12, 2012, 02:35:07 PM
Thankfully there are only 12 months, so I never have to worry about the significance of 13/13/13, 14/14/14, etc.

And perhaps once everyone doesn't die next week I won't have to worry about hearing that all the time either.

Holy shit, I never thought of the meta - it's the end of the ends of the world  :lulz:

No, there's one apocalypse left.  Church of the Subgenius.  World ends on July 5th, 1998.
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Sano

#14
December 12, 2012, 11:08:02 PM
Isn't there something about Newton predicting the end of the world in 2060?
Everything comes to an end, reader. It is an old truism to which may be added that not everything that lasts, lasts for long. This latter part is not readily admitted; on the contrary the idea that an air castle lasts longer than the very air of which it is made is hard to get out of a person's head, and this is fortunate, otherwise the custom of making those almost eternal constructions might be lost.
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