BREAKING: THE MAYANS WERE RIGHT AFTER ALL

[Anna Mae Bollocks]

And St. Hicks spake unto them, and told them of how many in the End Times would SUCK SATAN'S COCK.

[The Good Reverend Roger]

I love this century.  Or at least I have one FUCK of a case of Stockholm Syndrome.   

[Anna Mae Bollocks]

Yeah. All the lovely SURPRISES.

[Suu]

And St. Hicks spake unto them, and told them of how many in the End Times would SUCK SATAN'S COCK.

On the upside, most Nirvana fans should know who he is. Unlike the little fuckers who had no clue last year when he played the Grammies.

[Anna Mae Bollocks]

I liked his Beatle stuff. Most everything he touches since then turns to shit, though. He's got the Midas touch, only with poomp.

[Anna Mae Bollocks]

Maybe Taylor Swift will make a surprise appearance to "sing" the Linda parts. 

[Mangrove]

If you thought Macca fronting Nirvana was a bad idea, let me introduce you to this:

http://news.yahoo.com/blogs/lookout/balloon-boy-falcon-heene-metal-band-145332294.html

'Ballon Boy' Falcon Heene has his own band with his brothers only, they make Hanson look like the Mozart triplets.

So, if the thought of Paul The Walrus singing Smells Like Teen Spirit isn't disturbing enough, then you might want to consider this little gem:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xb-rNQQVVTA

Can you handle this much America(tm)???

[Anna Mae Bollocks]

If you thought Macca fronting Nirvana was a bad idea, let me introduce you to this:

http://news.yahoo.com/blogs/lookout/balloon-boy-falcon-heene-metal-band-145332294.html

'Ballon Boy' Falcon Heene has his own band with his brothers only, they make Hanson look like the Mozart triplets.

So, if the thought of Paul The Walrus singing Smells Like Teen Spirit isn't disturbing enough, then you might want to consider this little gem:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xb-rNQQVVTA

Can you handle this much America(tm)???

Horrible, but an Everyday Occurrence(TM).

This is...different. Y'know, I'd rather see a faceless, reanimated Kurt Cobain zombie fronting Nirvana. Or just put what's left on strings like a marionette and put his old vocals through the PA.

That might be kind of cool, actually. 

[Nephew Twiddleton]

Wait...  I... Ok im going to hve to see these links when i get home. I understand though that kurt was a huge beatles fan and probably would be honored.

I however am a beatles antifan and find the prospect unpleasant. Especially where nirvana was what made me want to be a musician to begin with.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

And St. Hicks spake unto them, and told them of how many in the End Times would SUCK SATAN'S COCK.

Nononononononononononononononono

[Cardinal Pizza Deliverance.]

This post has given me the nagging sensation that things really aren't all right. There's something off about this reality. It's . . . that has to be a spoof post, right? Some kind of joke? If it's genuine . . . I kinda have that feeling you get when you've just locked yourself out of your house but haven't realized it yet and you're wondering what you forgot . . . and it's raining acid and there are rabid wolves waiting to eat your soft meat parts . . . but you're still wondering what it is you forgot.

[Sita]

My mind just won't understand this. I just can't see Paul singing anything that Nirvana did. And even if they do some entirely new song...just doesn't work.

But it seems everyone is reporting it from the same source, The Sun. So it is possible that it isn't true...

[Elder Iptuous]

am i the only one who immediately thought this is fantastic?

[Nephew Twiddleton]

Yes but youre texan.

Plus you probably actually like the beatles.

[Elder Iptuous]

right you are, on both accounts.
but it's not that i think the musical outcome will be worth squat.  its just that these are two bands that two groups of people that i would think have only a small overlap idolize.
what a wonderful mindfuck for such a large audience!