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The enduring symbol of the American occupation of Afghanistan...

Started by Cain, December 14, 2012, 05:43:45 AM

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Cain

Behold your colonial legacy, America, and despair:

http://www.guardian.co.uk/world/2012/dec/12/kandahar-airfield-poo-pond-mission

QuoteThe so-called "poo pond" at Kandahar airfield is one of the few parts of the US and Nato mission in Afghanistan that everyone agreed should go as soon as possible.

A lake of sewage sitting on the indisputably grim-looking intersection of All-American Boulevard and Louisiana Road, it holds the waste produced by 30,000 people using hundreds of portable toilets.

There are few places on the sprawling military camp where the desert wind doesn't carry an occasional whiff of its contents, and locals and soldiers alike were looking forward to the day the smell would finally be removed.

But plans to drain it this autumn have fallen apart.

I can't wait for the future archaeologists to find that one.

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."


Mesozoic Mister Nigel

A lake of shit and kitchen grease.

This is my country. These are my people.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."


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Cainad (dec.)

Keep your tired, your poor, and your huddled masses. But here, have a lake of shit and grease.


Quote from: Cain on December 14, 2012, 05:43:45 AM
I can't wait for the future archaeologists to find that one.

Fuck yeah. :lulz:

Elder Iptuous

Disappoint that there wasn't any pictures in TFA i did a quick GIS, which i heartily recommend.
also, i saw an article indicating that it is a widespread and widely believed rumor that a special forces guy went scuba diving in the lake on a bet.

Juana

"I dispose of obsolete meat machines.  Not because I hate them (I do) and not because they deserve it (they do), but because they are in the way and those older ones don't meet emissions codes.  They emit too much.  You don't like them and I don't like them, so spare me the hysteria."

Junkenstein

That beach towel is great. The bio hazard mark is a wonderful touch.

I suspect that the "mid 2013" closure may not occur. I wonder, how big will it have to get before the practical option financially is just to abandon it? People are still cool with toxic shit just being abandoned right?
Nine naked Men just walking down the road will cause a heap of trouble for all concerned.

Bruno

Quote from: Junkenstein on December 16, 2012, 01:32:51 AM
That beach towel is great. The bio hazard mark is a wonderful touch.

I suspect that the "mid 2013" closure may not occur. I wonder, how big will it have to get before the practical option financially is just to abandon it? People are still cool with toxic shit just being abandoned right?


Don't panic, it's organic!
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Formerly something else...

Elder Iptuous

we will eventually foot the bill for Halliburton or the likes to embark on a 'humanure generation and distribution' contract where they pump the pond into a procession of honey trucks and spray the shit over the afghan countryside for an exorbitant price.