Riddle me this batman...

[Patron Saint]

You love it .  You hate it.  You hate to love it.  You love to hate it.  What am I?

No Peeking.

P.S.:  You're Welcome.

[Nephew Twiddleton]

You love it .  You hate it.  You hate to love it.  You love to hate it.  What am I?

No Peeking.

P.S.:  You're Welcome.

Considering my current paradigm, the messiah.

I love it.
I hate it.
I love it.
I hate it.


How many petals are on this flower anyhow?

[Patron Saint]

Considering my current paradigm, the messiah.

That's a lofty charge but I'll take it.  Closer but no cigar.  Thanks for making this thread deviously enjoyable from response 1.

Also, new rule:  If you peek, don't say the answer to anyone else, let them enjoy the game.

[Cain]

You are a broken link.

[Patron Saint]

You are a broken link.

That's part of the riddle, but no, I am not a broken link... well maybe... in some weird metaphysical sense.

[Nephew Twiddleton]

MUAD'DIB!!!!

[Nephew Twiddleton]

Considering my current paradigm, the messiah.

That's a lofty charge but I'll take it.  Closer but no cigar.  Thanks for making this thread deviously enjoyable from response 1.

Also, new rule:  If you peek, don't say the answer to anyone else, let them enjoy the game.

Messiah merely means you're anointed. In other words, greased up.

Oh yes. "Anointed"

[Nephew Twiddleton]

What are you the patron saint of anyway? I'm pretending to be Catholic and doing a good job of it, so make yourself useful. I have things for your to intercede on my behalf dammit.

[Nephew Twiddleton]

Well, this is the most boring Second Coming I've been through, and I've been through Y2K which, I might add, was a huge let down.

Thank God I have a slightly less boring one coming up next week thanks to Central Americans. And failing that, Sir Isaac Newton when I'm elderly anyway.

Can I get a Hail Great Beast up here? A little bit of "who is like God"? No? No mouth frogs?


I swear to the The Most High, I wish I lived during the reign of Nero.

[Cardinal Pizza Deliverance.]

You love it .  You hate it.  You hate to love it.  You love to hate it.  What am I?

No Peeking.

P.S.:  You're Welcome.

Pizza?

[Cardinal Pizza Deliverance.]

Dubstep violin?

[Nephew Twiddleton]

You love it .  You hate it.  You hate to love it.  You love to hate it.  What am I?

No Peeking.

P.S.:  You're Welcome.

Pizza?

Yes.

Dubstep violin?

No. Just, no.

Metal means fire. Fire means burning monotonous dubstep artists on principal.

For Moloch!!!!! (bear in mind this sacrifice is pleasing to ALL gods)

[Cardinal Pizza Deliverance.]

You love it .  You hate it.  You hate to love it.  You love to hate it.  What am I?

No Peeking.

P.S.:  You're Welcome.

Pizza?

Yes.

Dubstep violin?

No. Just, no.

Metal means fire. Fire means burning monotonous dubstep artists on principal.

For Moloch!!!!! (bear in mind this sacrifice is pleasing to ALL gods)

You know you like it.

[Nephew Twiddleton]

You love it .  You hate it.  You hate to love it.  You love to hate it.  What am I?

No Peeking.

P.S.:  You're Welcome.

Pizza?

Yes.

Dubstep violin?

No. Just, no.

Metal means fire. Fire means burning monotonous dubstep artists on principal.

For Moloch!!!!! (bear in mind this sacrifice is pleasing to ALL gods)

You know you like it.

No CPD.

I want you to understand my hate for electronica.

I am wicked Irish, yeah?

I want to speak Irish as fluently as possible, yeah?

There's this thing on rte.ie that you can click on, called Raidio na Gaeltachta.

Thing is about that, I can stomach Irish trad. I do it my self from time to time. But whenever An Taobh Tuathail comes on I have to close the window. I want to like the DJ but I can't listen to the same fucking riff for 6 minutes straight.

I'm sorry but electronica sucks, especially if it's in no particular language. At least incomprehensible, Irish or otherwise, lyrics would be and improvement.

[Patron Saint]

What are you the patron saint of anyway? I'm pretending to be Catholic and doing a good job of it, so make yourself useful. I have things for your to intercede on my behalf dammit.

It would ruin the riddle if I told you.  I have strong faith someone here will figure it out in less than three days, preferably without peeking.