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Re: Hi Im New
« Reply #15 on: December 22, 2012, 06:25:58 am »
Hello new person. Don't let the jackals get to you. They are, after all, beloved of Anubis.

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Re: Hi Im New
« Reply #16 on: December 22, 2012, 06:27:06 am »
Hello new person. Don't let the jackals get to you. They are, after all, beloved of Anubis.

We wouldn't want a certain coppertop on a disco ball to get indigestion.
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Re: Hi Im New
« Reply #17 on: December 22, 2012, 03:02:50 pm »
Welcome, out of curiousity, how did you come across Discordianism.  I think it's helpful for us to have an idea for the different entry points.

I read about it on the internet!

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Re: Hi Im New
« Reply #18 on: December 22, 2012, 03:05:44 pm »
I see we have another special flower that can't use the intro thread. 

Also, punctuation.

Someone throw this one in the chipper.  Then everyone else jump in after him.  Then shut up.

Not stickied.

Also, your face.

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Re: Hi Im New
« Reply #19 on: December 22, 2012, 03:06:29 pm »
Just recently came across Discordianism and fell instantly in love. So hi to everyone else who is somewhat likeminded, I hope to get to know you guys better in the time coming.

Your wish is MY command!

M. Nigel Salt is a poaching lobbyist and donates huge sums of money to Canadian warlords.

Rev. What's-His-Name is a lumberjack who invented his own instrument out of foie gras and plays it atop towering redwoods.

Pippa Twiddleton is the hermaphroditic sibling of a girl who married into NAMBLA royalty.

Cainad invented a new kind of sous vide that cooks only with chemical burns from industrial drain cleaner.

That'a all good and nice, but who do I speak to about toppling governments? :D

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Re: Hi Im New
« Reply #20 on: December 22, 2012, 03:08:06 pm »
Sorry, FictionPuss isn't here anymore.
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Re: Hi Im New
« Reply #21 on: December 22, 2012, 03:09:31 pm »
Just recently came across Discordianism and fell instantly in love. So hi to everyone else who is somewhat likeminded, I hope to get to know you guys better in the time coming.

Your wish is MY command!

M. Nigel Salt is a poaching lobbyist and donates huge sums of money to Canadian warlords.

Rev. What's-His-Name is a lumberjack who invented his own instrument out of foie gras and plays it atop towering redwoods.

Pippa Twiddleton is the hermaphroditic sibling of a girl who married into NAMBLA royalty.

Cainad invented a new kind of sous vide that cooks only with chemical burns from industrial drain cleaner.

That'a all good and nice, but who do I speak to about toppling governments? :D

On purpose or by accident?
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Re: Hi Im New
« Reply #22 on: December 22, 2012, 03:19:35 pm »
Just recently came across Discordianism and fell instantly in love. So hi to everyone else who is somewhat likeminded, I hope to get to know you guys better in the time coming.

Your wish is MY command!

M. Nigel Salt is a poaching lobbyist and donates huge sums of money to Canadian warlords.

Rev. What's-His-Name is a lumberjack who invented his own instrument out of foie gras and plays it atop towering redwoods.

Pippa Twiddleton is the hermaphroditic sibling of a girl who married into NAMBLA royalty.

Cainad invented a new kind of sous vide that cooks only with chemical burns from industrial drain cleaner.

That'a all good and nice, but who do I speak to about toppling governments? :D

On purpose or by accident?

Definitely on purpose.

Also are there any people here with ties to the content mafia? I'm currently starting work on a KLF-type project,
and I'd rather not deal with the annoying stuff like promotion, if possible.

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Re: Hi Im New
« Reply #23 on: December 22, 2012, 03:32:18 pm »
I see we have another special flower that can't use the intro thread. 

Also, punctuation.

Someone throw this one in the chipper.  Then everyone else jump in after him.  Then shut up.

Not stickied.

Also, your face.
http://www.principiadiscordia.com/forum/index.php/topic,32829.420.html
Not only is it stickied, its name starts with INTRODUCTIONS.
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Re: Hi Im New
« Reply #24 on: December 22, 2012, 03:35:43 pm »
I see we have another special flower that can't use the intro thread. 

Also, punctuation.

Someone throw this one in the chipper.  Then everyone else jump in after him.  Then shut up.

Not stickied.

Also, your face.
http://www.principiadiscordia.com/forum/index.php/topic,32829.420.html
Not only is it stickied, its name starts with INTRODUCTIONS.

Correct me if I'm wrong, but I believe that is racist.

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Re: Hi Im New
« Reply #25 on: December 22, 2012, 03:50:50 pm »
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Re: Hi Im New
« Reply #26 on: December 22, 2012, 04:51:36 pm »
I see we have another special flower that can't use the intro thread. 

Also, punctuation.

Someone throw this one in the chipper.  Then everyone else jump in after him.  Then shut up.

Not stickied.

Also, your face.
http://www.principiadiscordia.com/forum/index.php/topic,32829.420.html
Not only is it stickied, its name starts with INTRODUCTIONS.

Correct me if I'm wrong, but I believe that is racist.
Hey, it's not called the BLACK Iron Prison for nothing.

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Nigel saying the wisest words ever uttered: "It's just a suffix."

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Re: Hi Im New
« Reply #27 on: December 22, 2012, 05:01:54 pm »
Why would you STOOP so low? 
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Re: Hi Im New
« Reply #28 on: December 22, 2012, 06:11:22 pm »
 regret and RWHN -:lulz:

When you say toppling the government, do you mean government in the sense that an American would say it or that a Brit would say it? Half the time when a Brit says government, they actually mean administration. But those Brits can't speak English and don't know the difference, of course. So do you speak English or not?
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Re: Hi Im New
« Reply #29 on: December 22, 2012, 09:28:30 pm »
regret and RWHN -:lulz:
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When you say toppling the government, do you mean government in the sense that an American would say it or that a Brit would say it? Half the time when a Brit says government, they actually mean administration. But those Brits can't speak English and don't know the difference, of course. So do you speak English or not?

I mean government. I have a new system to put into place. And I speak abstract, mostly.