OH, REALLY

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

Invite him here. When he's done crying in his closet and peeing his pants, we can play too.

I sent him a link to this thread.

Sweet.  I love a fanatic, and I'm not choosy about what side they're on.  And this guy IS a fanatic.  Dead giveaways:  1)  "witty" jargon (Obamanation), and 2) insisting that everyone who isn't in lockstep with him is either insane or in some kind of cult.  Projection at its finest.

Not to mention the part where he seeks out younger women on dating sites to harass with his insane rambling. That's kind of a tip-off too.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

Invite him here. When he's done crying in his closet and peeing his pants, we can play too.

I sent him a link to this thread.

Sweet.  I love a fanatic, and I'm not choosy about what side they're on.  And this guy IS a fanatic.  Dead giveaways:  1)  "witty" jargon (Obamanation), and 2) insisting that everyone who isn't in lockstep with him is either insane or in some kind of cult.  Projection at its finest.

I just wanna talk to a guy who compares women to Jim Jones on a dating website and thinks it's suave.

He's looking for a certain type of woman.  Unfortunately, that woman doesn't exist.  He will die embittered and alone, with perhaps a half a dozen restraining orders on him from women he may have temporarily fooled.

What's more likely is that he's just another enfuriated teabagger, out to tell us all a thing or two.  Well, not ALL of us.  Just women.  You see where I'm going, here.

Yeah. I'm catchin' the drift. He should be a welcome addition to Nigel's collection of shrunken scrotums.

Just guessing here, but he's a 20-something drone who's just waiting for whatever it is that will make him rich.  Seen it a million times.  Claims will include that he started out dirt poor and now owns a successful business of his own creation, and that he won't be hiring anyone because of Obamacare.  He will preach self-reliance. 

And he will be preaching it from one of the following two places:

1.  The Starbucks by the university, using daddy's Amex, or more likely,

2.  From his mother's basement.

You gotta check out the link to his profile when you get the chance. He's a fat white-haired sixtysomething bragging about how he owned a fabulously successful consulting business but was forced to retire (literal translation: he scraped by for a while before going on disability, which is OK for him because he's special but not OK for anyone else).

He's in Lake Oswego, which is near Portland, so if that mystery IP resolves to this area we've got a winner.

[Cardinal Pizza Deliverance.]

Invite him here. When he's done crying in his closet and peeing his pants, we can play too.

I sent him a link to this thread.

Sweet.  I love a fanatic, and I'm not choosy about what side they're on.  And this guy IS a fanatic.  Dead giveaways:  1)  "witty" jargon (Obamanation), and 2) insisting that everyone who isn't in lockstep with him is either insane or in some kind of cult.  Projection at its finest.

I just wanna talk to a guy who compares women to Jim Jones on a dating website and thinks it's suave.

He's looking for a certain type of woman.  Unfortunately, that woman doesn't exist.  He will die embittered and alone, with perhaps a half a dozen restraining orders on him from women he may have temporarily fooled.

What's more likely is that he's just another enfuriated teabagger, out to tell us all a thing or two.  Well, not ALL of us.  Just women.  You see where I'm going, here.

Yeah. I'm catchin' the drift. He should be a welcome addition to Nigel's collection of shrunken scrotums.

Just guessing here, but he's a 20-something drone who's just waiting for whatever it is that will make him rich.  Seen it a million times.  Claims will include that he started out dirt poor and now owns a successful business of his own creation, and that he won't be hiring anyone because of Obamacare.  He will preach self-reliance. 

And he will be preaching it from one of the following two places:

1.  The Starbucks by the university, using daddy's Amex, or more likely,

2.  From his mother's basement.

You gotta check out the link to his profile when you get the chance. He's a fat white-haired sixtysomething bragging about how he owned a fabulously successful consulting business but was forced to retire (literal translation: he scraped by for a while before going on disability, which is OK for him because he's special but not OK for anyone else).

He's in Lake Oswego, which is near Portland, so if that mystery IP resolves to this area we've got a winner.

O.o Well see, that's where you, as a woman, don't understand how The Real World^TM works. He's a hard working man and deserves to reap the rewards of his years and years of labor. People who just coast on the coattails of others' greatness don't deserve anything but to be shit on, not catered to.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

Invite him here. When he's done crying in his closet and peeing his pants, we can play too.

I sent him a link to this thread.

Sweet.  I love a fanatic, and I'm not choosy about what side they're on.  And this guy IS a fanatic.  Dead giveaways:  1)  "witty" jargon (Obamanation), and 2) insisting that everyone who isn't in lockstep with him is either insane or in some kind of cult.  Projection at its finest.

I just wanna talk to a guy who compares women to Jim Jones on a dating website and thinks it's suave.

He's looking for a certain type of woman.  Unfortunately, that woman doesn't exist.  He will die embittered and alone, with perhaps a half a dozen restraining orders on him from women he may have temporarily fooled.

What's more likely is that he's just another enfuriated teabagger, out to tell us all a thing or two.  Well, not ALL of us.  Just women.  You see where I'm going, here.

Yeah. I'm catchin' the drift. He should be a welcome addition to Nigel's collection of shrunken scrotums.

Just guessing here, but he's a 20-something drone who's just waiting for whatever it is that will make him rich.  Seen it a million times.  Claims will include that he started out dirt poor and now owns a successful business of his own creation, and that he won't be hiring anyone because of Obamacare.  He will preach self-reliance. 

And he will be preaching it from one of the following two places:

1.  The Starbucks by the university, using daddy's Amex, or more likely,

2.  From his mother's basement.

You gotta check out the link to his profile when you get the chance. He's a fat white-haired sixtysomething bragging about how he owned a fabulously successful consulting business but was forced to retire (literal translation: he scraped by for a while before going on disability, which is OK for him because he's special but not OK for anyone else).

He's in Lake Oswego, which is near Portland, so if that mystery IP resolves to this area we've got a winner.

O.o Well see, that's where you, as a woman, don't understand how The Real World^TM works. He's a hard working man and deserves to reap the rewards of his years and years of labor. People who just coast on the coattails of others' greatness don't deserve anything but to be shit on, not catered to.

[Cain]

I promise if he signs up, I will argue with him only in a serious and factual manner.  ie; no excessive mockery, sarcasm, misleading comparisons and analogies designed to draw an unwitting arguer into a rhetorical trap etc.

I think that's a pretty enticing offer.  And minimizes the chance of him running away, at least due to something on my part.

[LMNO]

That actually sounds scarier.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

I promise if he signs up, I will argue with him only in a serious and factual manner.  ie; no excessive mockery, sarcasm, misleading comparisons and analogies designed to draw an unwitting arguer into a rhetorical trap etc.

I think that's a pretty enticing offer.  And minimizes the chance of him running away, at least due to something on my part.

He's not going to sign up. He's a pathetic old man who picks on younger single moms on OK Cupid... what about that doesn't scream "coward"?

[Dildo Argentino]

Paging Wilhelm Reich, can Wilhelm Reich please come down to diagnostics...

The good doctor is otherwise occupied.

(some context)

[Anna Mae Bollocks]

I promise if he signs up, I will argue with him only in a serious and factual manner.  ie; no excessive mockery, sarcasm, misleading comparisons and analogies designed to draw an unwitting arguer into a rhetorical trap etc.

I think that's a pretty enticing offer.  And minimizes the chance of him running away, at least due to something on my part.

He's not going to sign up. He's a pathetic old man who picks on younger single moms on OK Cupid... what about that doesn't scream "coward"?

DAMMIT, I WANTED HIM TO SEE YOUR AVATAR.

[Cain]

I promise if he signs up, I will argue with him only in a serious and factual manner.  ie; no excessive mockery, sarcasm, misleading comparisons and analogies designed to draw an unwitting arguer into a rhetorical trap etc.

I think that's a pretty enticing offer.  And minimizes the chance of him running away, at least due to something on my part.

He's not going to sign up. He's a pathetic old man who picks on younger single moms on OK Cupid... what about that doesn't scream "coward"?

I can still hope for a late Xmas present.

[Dildo Argentino]

I promise if he signs up, I will argue with him only in a serious and factual manner.  ie; no excessive mockery, sarcasm, misleading comparisons and analogies designed to draw an unwitting arguer into a rhetorical trap etc.

I think that's a pretty enticing offer.  And minimizes the chance of him running away, at least due to something on my part.

He's not going to sign up. He's a pathetic old man who picks on younger single moms on OK Cupid... what about that doesn't scream "coward"?

I can still hope for a late Xmas present.

Are you really saying that the opportunity to argue with a pathetic old man who picks on younger single moms on OK Cupid only in a serious and factual manner,  ie; no excessive mockery, sarcasm, misleading comparisons and analogies designed to draw an unwitting arguer into a rhetorical trap etc. would feel like a late Xmas present to you? Really?

Why?

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

I promise if he signs up, I will argue with him only in a serious and factual manner.  ie; no excessive mockery, sarcasm, misleading comparisons and analogies designed to draw an unwitting arguer into a rhetorical trap etc.

I think that's a pretty enticing offer.  And minimizes the chance of him running away, at least due to something on my part.

He's not going to sign up. He's a pathetic old man who picks on younger single moms on OK Cupid... what about that doesn't scream "coward"?

I can still hope for a late Xmas present.

Are you really saying that the opportunity to argue with a pathetic old man who picks on younger single moms on OK Cupid only in a serious and factual manner,  ie; no excessive mockery, sarcasm, misleading comparisons and analogies designed to draw an unwitting arguer into a rhetorical trap etc. would feel like a late Xmas present to you? Really?

Why?

OMG GTFO.   

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

I promise if he signs up, I will argue with him only in a serious and factual manner.  ie; no excessive mockery, sarcasm, misleading comparisons and analogies designed to draw an unwitting arguer into a rhetorical trap etc.

I think that's a pretty enticing offer.  And minimizes the chance of him running away, at least due to something on my part.

He's not going to sign up. He's a pathetic old man who picks on younger single moms on OK Cupid... what about that doesn't scream "coward"?

DAMMIT, I WANTED HIM TO SEE YOUR AVATAR.

I'm sure he came to this thread and read it... he's just too chickenshit to register and post.

[P3nT4gR4m]

I promise if he signs up, I will argue with him only in a serious and factual manner.  ie; no excessive mockery, sarcasm, misleading comparisons and analogies designed to draw an unwitting arguer into a rhetorical trap etc.

I think that's a pretty enticing offer.  And minimizes the chance of him running away, at least due to something on my part.

Kinda like a guy who has a rocket launcher for a head, offering to fight you with one arm tied behind his back.


... just saying

[Anna Mae Bollocks]

I promise if he signs up, I will argue with him only in a serious and factual manner.  ie; no excessive mockery, sarcasm, misleading comparisons and analogies designed to draw an unwitting arguer into a rhetorical trap etc.

I think that's a pretty enticing offer.  And minimizes the chance of him running away, at least due to something on my part.

He's not going to sign up. He's a pathetic old man who picks on younger single moms on OK Cupid... what about that doesn't scream "coward"?

DAMMIT, I WANTED HIM TO SEE YOUR AVATAR.

I'm sure he came to this thread and read it... he's just too chickenshit to register and post.

He's fascinated yet frozen.
I think I saw something like that on a nature show, right before whatever it was got eaten.