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WHAD'YA GIT?

Started by LMNO, December 26, 2012, 04:26:17 PM

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The Good Reverend Roger

#60
December 29, 2012, 07:01:03 AM
Quote from: Mr. Presley on December 29, 2012, 05:08:38 AM
got to spend some time with my lady freind, very nice. probly happens one or two times a year.

What, is she in Antarctica or some shit?
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#61
December 29, 2012, 09:43:40 AM
I got my parents and roommates with a satirical mash-up of different quotes misattributed to H.L. Mencken that was laboriously fashioned into glass magnets. I was a little disappointed at how easily these highly literate nabobs swallowed such a ridiculous series of sentences as the work of H.L. Mencken. I felt bad for my Mom and had to confess it was a joke. The roommates will get no such mercy.

I also got a "Thank you Dada for the necklace and purple tree", $150, a hat that fits underneath a helmet and if worn without a helmet make me look like a wangster, fingerless glove/arm warmers, and a calendar of highly fashionable offices from what seems to be the 60's.
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#62
December 30, 2012, 04:45:53 AM
Woke up to three more skeins of Malabrigo (yarn). Woo!
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Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#63
December 30, 2012, 08:28:40 AM
Maybe she IS Antarctica.
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