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Re: Spot the creepy
« Reply #15 on: January 15, 2013, 06:09:02 pm »
Meanwhile, back in the real world, just because it's illegal doesn't mean anyone is getting done for it. Who's going to prove (or even allege) they had sex for one thing?

Well from the child there's a statement that strongly implies the relationship is a bit beyond chaperoned holding hands at the cinema. I'm just saying if I was a copper in the area, I'd ask a question or two. Because if I didn't the chances of a world of shit turning up on my doorstep in the future is not remote. As a lot of UK celebs would now testify.



I would guess I'm a fairly permissive person, but with an age gap and sentiments of this nature it really does seem fucked up that you've got a press establishment screaming about kiddie fiddlers and at the same time actively condone it.



Or it may be that I am trying to quit smoking and as such view everyone, and everything as a terrible shitstain of the first degree.

Some combination anyway. Chemically castrate the mother and we can work out the rest from there.
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Re: Spot the creepy
« Reply #16 on: January 15, 2013, 06:12:47 pm »
The creepy for me is the boyfriend and even that is borderline. 21 is a tad old to be chasing almost legal (bear in mind the age of consent on these shores is 16) but not as obviously creepy as Bill Wyman banging 14 year old Mandy smith with the moms full consent which also wasn't prosecuted for the same reason. If neither party is complaining, you can pretty much assume they're both going to deny sex took place if it was to go to trial.

Yes it's seven shades of fucked but no court in the land is going to do anything about it because what the fuck are they going to do? Lock up someone with no evidence? Dangerous precedent. We're not quite as bad as America yet.
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Re: Spot the creepy
« Reply #17 on: January 15, 2013, 07:45:22 pm »
I think I've figured out what in particular bothers me here: Everything.

The "boyfriend" needs a slap and watching as the little detail revealed smacks of inevitability. As soon as they're no longer together it will most likely be one of the first things the child mentions.

The mother is using the term in the loosest possible sense. Just Honey boo-boo quality parenting here really in a different form.

The children appear to be negatively re-inforcing the entire situation. I imagine that the older was practically insufferable to the younger after the operations, probably being a leading cause to the start of her fantastical surgical adventure.

The paper is News International so enough said.



There's a giant pit of fire somewhere (Turkmenistan? Kazakhstan? It's real and huge, natural gas) and everything involved should just get dumped in it. It's the only way to be sure.
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Re: Spot the creepy
« Reply #18 on: January 15, 2013, 07:50:06 pm »

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Re: Spot the creepy
« Reply #19 on: January 15, 2013, 07:53:49 pm »
That's the one. Just shove it all in there and be done with it.
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Re: Spot the creepy
« Reply #20 on: January 15, 2013, 07:54:59 pm »
That's the one. Just shove it all in there and be done with it.

But once you start, how the fuck would you ever stop?
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Re: Spot the creepy
« Reply #21 on: January 15, 2013, 08:00:39 pm »
I think I've figured out what in particular bothers me here: Everything.

The "boyfriend" needs a slap and watching as the little detail revealed smacks of inevitability. As soon as they're no longer together it will most likely be one of the first things the child mentions.

The mother is using the term in the loosest possible sense. Just Honey boo-boo quality parenting here really in a different form.

The children appear to be negatively re-inforcing the entire situation. I imagine that the older was practically insufferable to the younger after the operations, probably being a leading cause to the start of her fantastical surgical adventure.

The paper is News International so enough said.



There's a giant pit of fire somewhere (Turkmenistan? Kazakhstan? It's real and huge, natural gas) and everything involved should just get dumped in it. It's the only way to be sure.

You've just illustrated most of the reasons I don't give a fuck about any of it. Dumb cow brings up dumb kids who get programmed by dumb media to think they need plastic surgery. Meanwhile dumb guy who was, in all probability, the least emotionally mature actor on this depressing, shit stained stage, can't pull an adult cos the nightclub is more of a kindergarten with booze and pills in place of milk and cookies.

I actually applaud the sensationalist, profiteering media for sparking a nation of flatlining brains to think dumb fucking thoughts. Neural physiology benefits from occasionally processing a concept or two, however idiotic it might be. For most of the sun readership, this will be the first time it's happened to them in weeks.

These are not my people. I do not care if they live or die. I care less if they stuff shit in their tits or fuck each other, although I'd much rather they used contraception if they do.
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Re: Spot the creepy
« Reply #22 on: January 15, 2013, 08:00:59 pm »
Who said anything about stopping?

Grab a shovel and join the fun.

Edit - The sun readership has processed nothing. What I could stomach/decipher of the comments related to the surgery not being particularly good work.

Using contraception is almost inevitably going to not happen. At the moment viable solutions are the fire pit and radioactive rubbers.


Fire pit is cheaper.
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Re: Spot the creepy
« Reply #23 on: January 15, 2013, 09:10:59 pm »
So I have spotted the creepy.  At least the root cause.

The mom.

UM, YEAH.

Also, she works as a housekeeper but is fine with paying thousands for her 15-year-old daughter to have a boob job and ass implants so she can please her 21-year-old boyfriend. 
 
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Re: Spot the creepy
« Reply #24 on: January 15, 2013, 09:11:44 pm »
So I have spotted the creepy.  At least the root cause.

The mom.

UM, YEAH.

Also, she works as a housekeeper but is fine with paying thousands for her 15-year-old daughter to have a boob job and ass implants so she can please her 21-year-old boyfriend. 
 
WTF

It's like someone dehydrated East Texas and spewed it all over England.
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