PROPHECY FOR A DOOMED SPECIES (Who WANTS to know the future?).

[EK WAFFLR]

The future is a small, snowy village in Northern Belgium.
Everything closes at 6PM, and nothing is open on Sundays, not even the bar and the pizza place.

[LMNO]

The future is a small, snowy village in Northern Belgium.
Everything closes at 6PM, and nothing is open on Sundays, not even the bar and the pizza place.

The future seems picturesque and shitty, all at the same time.

[Lenin McCarthy]

The future is a small, snowy village in Northern Belgium.
Everything closes at 6PM, and nothing is open on Sundays, not even the bar and the pizza place.

The future seems picturesque and shitty, all at the same time.

But someone, somewhere in your vicinity, has an illicit moonshine apparatus in their basement.

[Anna Mae Bollocks]

http://www.npr.org/blogs/krulwich/2013/01/22/169976655/nature-has-a-formula-that-tells-us-when-its-time-to-die?live=1

[Salty]

I really like this one.

[Richter]

The future is a small, snowy village in Northern Belgium.
Everything closes at 6PM, and nothing is open on Sundays, not even the bar and the pizza place.

The future seems picturesque and shitty, all at the same time.

But someone, somewhere in your vicinity, has an illicit moonshine apparatus in their basement.

It only makes turpentine.  IT is run by a palsied old codgers who has no interest in making any sort of product that actually tastes good.  He knows the bitterness of life, and only wants the taste of "Fuck you" in his bathtub basement schnapps.  IT will take anyone from perfect health to cirhosis and frail lunacy in about 15 years.  Doesn't bother our proprietor, he doesn't expect to live another 10, and is in fact held together by the lead deposits along his storied neurons.

This is the only man in town who knows how to LIVE, how to buck the banality and the pink. 
Of course, he has no interest in telling anyone else this.  HE knows they won't listen.  They'd love him for it, sure, but in the end, it's an inconvenient message. 
He'd rather be hated than disregarded.