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Started by tyrannosaurus vex, January 29, 2013, 07:30:25 PM

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tyrannosaurus vex

January 29, 2013, 07:30:25 PM
HEY.
YOU.
I know something you don't know.
Want to know what it is?
It's TOP SECRET. They don't trust you with it.
But I do.
I'd trust you with anything.
Who am I?
That doesn't really matter, does it?
I mean, who are you?
You're NOBODY.
That's who you are.

Me? I'm everything that has ever happened. I'm four billion years of biological evolution on this planet. I'm everything your parents ever told you to scare you straight. I'm a long succession of self-obsessed politicians and megalomaniac rulers. I'm the Holocaust and everything unfair that ever happened to anyone.
I'm your dreams.
I'm unicorns.
I'm whatever keeps you from driving off the I-19 interchange on your way to work, just to see if you could take any of those dumb fuckers with you when you go.

I am every single lingering moment that has ever been etched into the surface of this dying marble you call a planet.
I AM THE COSMOS.
And I have something to give you, because I'm done with it now.
I've spent eons orchestrating every God-damned little nuance in this trainwreck of a universe, and I'm out of ideas.
So here. Take it.
TAKE THE NEXT MOMENT IN HISTORY.
You decide what to do with it.
Evil and Unfeeling Arse-Flenser From The City of the Damned.

The Good Reverend Roger

#1
January 29, 2013, 07:35:44 PM
Fuck yes.  PDF, pls.  This needs to LITTER Tucson, aka The Land of Maybe Tomorrow.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Anna Mae Bollocks

#2
January 29, 2013, 07:36:24 PM
Not just Tucson...  :lulz:
Scantily-Clad Inspector of Gigantic and Unnecessary Cashews, Texas Division

tyrannosaurus vex

#3
January 29, 2013, 07:48:24 PM
Evil and Unfeeling Arse-Flenser From The City of the Damned.

The Good Reverend Roger

#4
January 29, 2013, 07:57:18 PM
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Anna Mae Bollocks

#5
January 29, 2013, 07:58:19 PM
HOT DAMN. Thanks!  :)

Laundromat...library...PosterGASM...
Scantily-Clad Inspector of Gigantic and Unnecessary Cashews, Texas Division

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#6
January 29, 2013, 09:41:14 PM
Wow, This is great, Vex!
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

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