I work for huge company

[Trivial]

It's supposed to be very professional.

Yet for some reason my team members feel the need to share happenings in the restroom as if I'm missing out.

Also, someone just recently pooped in the urinal.

[Salty]

Aw man, I worked for a giant corporation for two years and I have never heated the kind of disgusting talk and horrible bathroom happenings of 30 stressed out, drunken, overpaid, under educated mutants I have ever met.

I miss them so much sometimes.

[Trivial]

This isn't the only incident or even near the worst.  There was a time when someone wrote with poo.

The email from management was awesomely vague and angry.   I should dig it up.

[Sir Squid Diddimus]

I once was certain that someone was vagazzling in the bathroom at the bank cause there was clitter all over the floor.

No poop graffiti though

[Don Coyote]

VAJAZZLING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Trivial]

Clitter is an awesome word.  I think I'l work it into a sentence at work. 

Vagazzling I think has already been brought up.

[Eater of Clowns]

Yeah we get fecal smearing all the time over here.


I work at a jail.

[Richter]

My corporate cohorts are pretty good about NOT doing that.  OF course, this is now jinxed, I'll tell you all if anything happens tomorrow.  With my luck we'll get some clandestine asshole leaving shit-swastikas

[The Good Reverend Roger]

Also, someone just recently pooped in the urinal.

Unless you're in Tucson, I had nothing to do with that.

[Trivial]

Also, someone just recently pooped in the urinal.

Unless you're in Tucson, I had nothing to do with that.

Did you pee on the seat in the Burger King ladies room? Because I didn't appreciate that last time I was in Tucson.

[The Good Reverend Roger]

Also, someone just recently pooped in the urinal.

Unless you're in Tucson, I had nothing to do with that.

Did you pee on the seat in the Burger King ladies room? Because I didn't appreciate that last time I was in Tucson.

No.  Maybe.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

Also, someone just recently pooped in the urinal.

Unless you're in Tucson, I had nothing to do with that.

Did you pee on the seat in the Burger King ladies room? Because I didn't appreciate that last time I was in Tucson.

No.  Maybe.

[Rev Thwack]

Some of us are well enough behaved to not poop in a urinal... we poop in an empty soda cup which we leave floating in the toilet, sometimes after writing "S.S. Fecalstein" on the side in sharpie.


BTW: Did you know that if you take a straw, make a slit up the side of the wrapper while leaving the top & bottom 1/4" whole, then push the bottom of the wrapper up the straw about 3/4 the way, you've actually made a passable looking sail?

[Junkenstein]

Some of us just like throwing mars bars into public pools.

[Cain]

Yeah we get fecal smearing all the time over here.


I work at a jail.

Still, that doesn't excuse your co-workers.