A partial list of corrected proverbs.

[MMIX]

A woman, a dog, and a walnut tree, the more you beat them THE LONGER THE SENTENCE

[The Good Reverend Roger]

A stitch in time SAVES LABOR COSTS WHEN DONE IN MYANMAR.

[Trivial]

A penny  saved IS DEPRIVED FROM YOUR STARVING CHILD YOU MONSTER.

[AFK]

Better late than WHEN YOU'RE TAKING THE DIRT NAP.

[AFK]

A fool and his money are soon OWNED BY GOLDMAN SACHS.

[Richter]

You catch more flies with OUTSOURCING TO INDIA than with vinegar.

Two wrongs MAKE A CIVIL COURT NIGHTMARE

[East Coast Hustle]

Diamonds are a ZAMBIAN ORPHAN AMPUTEE CHILD LABORER'S best friend!

[ñͤͣ̄ͦ̌̑͗͊͛͂͗ ̸̨̨̣̺̼̣̜͙͈͕̮̊̈́̈͂͛̽͊ͭ̓͆ͅé ̰̓̓́ͯ́́͞]

Never look a gift horse in the BUTT.

Good things come to those who WRECK THE ECONOMY.

Seek and ye shall RUN INTO A PAYWALL.

[Malcolm]

First the work and then GO FUCK YOURSELF

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

He who laughs last, laughs UNTIL HIS FACE SPLITS IN HALF.

[Lenin McCarthy]

The best things in life are IN PERPETUAL CLOSED BETA.

[Salty]

A bird in the hand beats WHATEVER THE FUCK YOU ARE BALBBING ABOUT.

[Cainad (dec.)]

Do unto others as you would have them BEND YOU OVER.

[Richter]

Those who can, do.  Those who can't TRAIN THEIR REPLACEMENTS.

Which came first, the chicken or the INTELLECTUAL PROPERTY?

Fuck 'em if they can't UNDERSTAND THE COMPLEXITIES OF THE MANUAL.

[Cardinal Pizza Deliverance.]

One good deed deserves A KNIFE IN THE SCROTUM.

An eye for an eye makes the whole world A BUNCH OF BITCHES WHINING ON FACEBOOK.

When it rains it MEANS GEORGIANS ARE DRIVING IN TO TREES TO DODGE THE RAINDROPS.