A partial list of corrected proverbs.

[The Good Reverend Roger]

1.  The fastest way to a man's heart is NIGEL'S FIST.

2.  When in Rome, SHUT UP.

3.  If at first you don't succeed, DIG IN YOUR HEELS AND SCREECH.

4.  You can't understand a person unless you walk a mile in his shoes AND SHIT IN HIS PANTS.

5.  You're never too old to DIE OF OLD AGE.

6.  A penny saved is a penny DEPRECIATED.

7.  Soonest begun, soonest MISERABLE.

8.  Many hands make A GODDAMN COMMITTEE.

9.  Early to bed and early to rise MEANS YOU MISS ALL THE PARTIES.

10.  An apple a day ACCUMULATES PESTICIDES IN YOUR LIVER.

Continue.

[LMNO]

A bird in the hand WILL GIVE YOU SALMONELLA.

[EK WAFFLR]

A chain is only as strong as THE FUCKER WIELDING IT

[EK WAFFLR]

A picture paints A THOUSAND DEATHS

[MMIX]

There's A TROLL born every minute

[LMNO]

Nothing succeeds like CHEATING.

[EK WAFFLR]

All good things come to he who STEALS THEM

[East Coast Hustle]

If at first you don't succeed, try OUTSOURCING TO MALAYSIA.

[Anna Mae Bollocks]

Early to rise and early to bed
Makes a man underpaid, overworked and DEAD

[Pergamos]

Early to rise and early to bed
Makes a man underpaid, overworked and DEAD

My favorite so far.

[Junkenstein]

A fool and his money are soon CELEBRITIES

[Junkenstein]

A poor workman always blames his APPRENTICE

[Junkenstein]

Another day, another CRUSHING BOUT OF DESPAIR AND LOATHING

[Junkenstein]

Attack is the best form of OFFENCE

[East Coast Hustle]

Out of sight, out of GODDAMMIT I'M LATE FOR WORK WHERE ARE MY FUCKING CAR KEYS?!?