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Started by The Good Reverend Roger, February 07, 2013, 08:10:32 PM

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The Good Reverend Roger

February 07, 2013, 08:10:32 PM
For doing my turn on the catwalk.  On the catwalk, yeah.  I did my little turn on the catwalk.

TGRR,
Can still horrify his boss, 5-1/2 years later.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

LMNO

#1
February 07, 2013, 08:22:30 PM
I call that VICTORY.

Elder Iptuous

#2
February 07, 2013, 08:28:34 PM
i don't know what to think about thaaaaaat.

:lol:

The Good Reverend Roger

#3
February 07, 2013, 08:28:52 PM
Quote from: LMNO, PhD (life continues) on February 07, 2013, 08:22:30 PM
I call that VICTORY.

Indeed.  There are now 6 non-engineers pretending to be engineers.  However, they need both Mike's signature and my signature do actually DO anything, and Mike and I have an understanding.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Juana

#4
February 07, 2013, 08:29:25 PM
Oh man. :lulz: You are a very bad man.
"I dispose of obsolete meat machines.  Not because I hate them (I do) and not because they deserve it (they do), but because they are in the way and those older ones don't meet emissions codes.  They emit too much.  You don't like them and I don't like them, so spare me the hysteria."

The Good Reverend Roger

#5
February 07, 2013, 08:30:15 PM
Quote from: Juana Go? on February 07, 2013, 08:29:25 PM
Oh man. :lulz: You are a very bad man.

I'M TOO SEXY FOR MY NOMEX COVERALLS.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

LMNO

#6
February 07, 2013, 08:30:40 PM
Please tell me that the catwalk was actually the conference table.

The Good Reverend Roger

#7
February 07, 2013, 08:31:51 PM
Quote from: LMNO, PhD (life continues) on February 07, 2013, 08:30:40 PM
Please tell me that the catwalk was actually the conference table.

No, it was at the head of the table, between the table and the whiteboard, directly behind Jim's seat.

You would have been proud, LMNO.  I was fucking FABULOUS.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

The Good Reverend Roger

#8
February 07, 2013, 08:32:49 PM
Jim was actually keeping his shit together til I started doing the I'm sexy and I know it pelvic gyrations.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

LMNO

#9
February 07, 2013, 08:33:25 PM

The Good Reverend Roger

#10
February 07, 2013, 08:33:57 PM
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Don Coyote

#11
February 07, 2013, 08:46:33 PM
I guess they couldn't handle a pretty princess.

The Good Reverend Roger

#12
February 07, 2013, 08:47:01 PM
Quote from: six to the quixotic on February 07, 2013, 08:46:33 PM
I guess they couldn't handle a pretty princess.

*ahem*

BEAUTIFUL FAIRY PRINCESS.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Anna Mae Bollocks

#13
February 07, 2013, 09:43:32 PM
NEED VIDEO. CONFERENCE ROOM CAN HAZ CAMERAS?  :lulz: :lulz: :lulz:
Scantily-Clad Inspector of Gigantic and Unnecessary Cashews, Texas Division

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#14
February 07, 2013, 09:58:21 PM
Holy shit!  :lulz:
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

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