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ATTN: Turdley Burgleson OR Owl Country

Started by Salty, February 10, 2010, 08:05:37 PM

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The Good Reverend Roger

#15
February 14, 2013, 02:19:14 AM
Quote from: Rumckle on February 10, 2010, 11:16:04 PM
Wow, that one of the barn owl flying is crazy.

Rumckle,
never seen an owl in flight before

Yeah, the mouse that took the photograph never saw one again.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Sir Squid Diddimus

#16
February 14, 2013, 02:24:11 AM
PS- watched a giant hawk swoop down and snatch up a squirrel at work today. The whole office gasped and covered their mouths while I belted out a hearty laugh.


My job has no shortage of squirrels.

The Good Reverend Roger

#17
February 14, 2013, 02:25:17 AM
Quote from: Sir Squid Diddimus on February 14, 2013, 02:24:11 AM
PS- watched a giant hawk swoop down and snatch up a squirrel at work today. The whole office gasped and covered their mouths while I belted out a hearty laugh.


My job has no shortage of squirrels.

So you must be the hawk.  Swoop down at them as they approach the copier.  BIKAW!
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Sir Squid Diddimus

#18
February 14, 2013, 02:27:21 AM
I do have a habit of creeping up behind them quietly in my draping black clothes and then being RIGHT FUCKING THERE IN THEIR FACE when they turn around. You can smell the fright on them.

It's the little things.

The Good Reverend Roger

#19
February 14, 2013, 02:29:57 AM
Quote from: Sir Squid Diddimus on February 14, 2013, 02:27:21 AM
I do have a habit of creeping up behind them quietly in my draping black clothes and then being RIGHT FUCKING THERE IN THEIR FACE when they turn around. You can smell the fright on them.

It's the little things.

I do that, too.  I have mastered the art of walking silently in engineer boots, through gravel.

Scares the VD scabs off the old bastards.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Sir Squid Diddimus

#20
February 14, 2013, 02:31:37 AM
it's all i have.

well that and cannibalism "jokes"

The Good Reverend Roger

#21
February 14, 2013, 03:21:24 AM
Quote from: Sir Squid Diddimus on February 14, 2013, 02:31:37 AM
it's all i have.

well that and cannibalism "jokes"

My crew doesn't handle perverts well.

The poor bastards.

Me:  I am the Emperor of Building C and protector of the welding shed!

Richard:  Well at least you didn't say "empress".

Me:  That's on the weekends.

Richard:   :eek:

Jesus, and that was TAME.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Sir Squid Diddimus

#22
February 14, 2013, 03:51:22 AM
Why are they so LAME?!?

UGH!

The simplest, dumbest things freak them out or make them sick  or scare them..

FUCKING SISSY PUSSIES!

P3nT4gR4m

#23
February 14, 2013, 12:43:52 PM
Phone conversation with my dad a few years back:

P3nTd4D "Hi Son, hows it going"

Me "Hi Dad, not too bad, hows shit with you?"

P3nTd4D "Aye, I'm okay. Just phoning to see if ...."

Me "FUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK!"

P3nTd4D "?"

Me "Owl on head. Huge fucking talons. Hurts like a motherfucker. Gimme a sec..."

My pet barn owl, who I'd raised from a chick had just flown down from the top of the stairs and landed on my head. His way of saying "Hello mum, what's for dinner?"

We called him Bosley cos he could turn his head right the way round and I'd always had my suspicions that the weird looking little fuck from Charlies Angels could probably do that too.

They make great pets but they're a lot of work and they will totally trash your house if you keep them indoors.

I'm up to my arse in Brexit Numpties, but I want more.  Target-rich environments are the new sexy.
Not actually a meat product.
Ass-Kicking & Foot-Stomping Ancient Master of SHIT FUCK FUCK FUCK
Awful and Bent Behemothic Results of Last Night's Painful Squat.
High Altitude Haggis-Filled Sex Bucket From Beyond Time and Space.
Internet Monkey Person of Filthy and Immoral Pygmy-Porn Wart Contagion
Octomom Auxillary Heat Exchanger Repairman
walking the fine line line between genius and batshit fucking crazy

"computation is a pattern in the spacetime arrangement of particles, and it's not the particles but the pattern that really matters! Matter doesn't matter." -- Max Tegmark

Sir Squid Diddimus

#24
February 14, 2013, 01:55:30 PM
My cats already keep my house nice and trashed for me.

Darnell (no penis) takes a dump in the box, hops out, sits in front of me, pisses on the floor while making eye contact.

Good morning.

Freeky

#25
February 15, 2013, 01:52:49 AM
Quote from: Sir Squid Diddimus on February 14, 2013, 01:55:30 PM
My cats already keep my house nice and trashed for me.

Darnell (no penis) takes a dump in the box, hops out, sits in front of me, pisses on the floor while making eye contact.

Good morning.

I see he has not adjusted to the loss of his penis, which I'm sorry to hear about.
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