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Started by The Good Reverend Roger, February 08, 2013, 12:51:05 AM

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Sita

#15
February 08, 2013, 01:00:44 PM
I have so far been able to resist clicking this link.
There's only two things that can happen from doing so, but both really end up with the same result.
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#16
February 08, 2013, 02:14:14 PM
Quote from: Sita on February 08, 2013, 01:00:44 PM
I have so far been able to resist clicking this link.
There's only two things that can happen from doing so, but both really end up with the same result.

Spontaneous jizz deluge, followed by crushing feelings of guilt?

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Richter

#17
February 08, 2013, 08:03:31 PM
The people who condone this, you know  THOSE ONES, I hate them all.
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Elder Iptuous

#18
February 08, 2013, 08:10:42 PM
ugh!
lord, could you imagine the smell?!

Trivial

#19
February 09, 2013, 02:30:03 AM
I can and I'm sorry.
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#20
February 09, 2013, 04:17:07 PM
THIS is what I come back to?!
SRSLY, Roger!
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#22
February 14, 2013, 12:37:56 AM
JESUS fuck we're all gonna be on some kind of LIST now!
God damn it Roger!!!

The Good Reverend Roger

#23
February 14, 2013, 02:24:19 AM
Quote from: Sir Squid Diddimus on February 14, 2013, 12:37:56 AM
JESUS fuck we're all gonna be on some kind of LIST now!
God damn it Roger!!!

One day, it will be an honor.  Just like Nixon's enemies list.

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#24
February 14, 2013, 05:50:20 PM
I was at home, and my boss called up to fire me just for clicking on that terrible link.
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#25
February 14, 2013, 07:40:15 PM
Quote from: trippinprincezz13 on February 14, 2013, 05:50:20 PM
I was at home, and my boss called up to fire me just for clicking on that terrible link.

:lulz:

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#26
February 14, 2013, 09:06:31 PM
I came back for the link and accidentally ended up clicking it again, and I couldn't close out fast enough.  :horrormirth: And I thought Tubgirl was bad.
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