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I just put oil in the pasta water...

Started by AFK, February 08, 2013, 10:44:15 PM

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AFK

February 08, 2013, 10:44:15 PM
I'm sorry about your cats's penne.


I'm not sorry about this awful joke.
Cynicism is a blank check for failure.

Richter

#1
February 08, 2013, 10:55:44 PM
I'm alfredo for your safety when you do things like this.
Quote from: Eater of Clowns on May 22, 2015, 03:00:53 AM
Anyone ever think about how Richter inhabits the same reality as you and just scream and scream and scream, but in a good way?   :lulz:

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AFK

#2
February 08, 2013, 11:06:17 PM
I think you have a point, I just looked outside and noticed my car was all denty.
Cynicism is a blank check for failure.

Richter

#3
February 08, 2013, 11:10:28 PM
Sounds like the situation may be about to boil over. 
Quote from: Eater of Clowns on May 22, 2015, 03:00:53 AM
Anyone ever think about how Richter inhabits the same reality as you and just scream and scream and scream, but in a good way?   :lulz:

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Eater of Clowns

#4
February 08, 2013, 11:14:35 PM
You fuckwads really strain my patience.
Quote from: Pippa Twiddleton on December 22, 2012, 01:06:36 AM
EoC, you are the bane of my existence.

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EoC doesn't make creepy.

EoC makes creepy worse.

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the afflicted persons get hold of and consume carrots even in socially quite unacceptable situations.

AFK

#5
February 08, 2013, 11:25:48 PM
We are Primavera Punnerinas.
Cynicism is a blank check for failure.

Richter

#6
February 08, 2013, 11:28:12 PM
You can ziti down on it and rotini.
Quote from: Eater of Clowns on May 22, 2015, 03:00:53 AM
Anyone ever think about how Richter inhabits the same reality as you and just scream and scream and scream, but in a good way?   :lulz:

Friendly Neighborhood Mentat

tyrannosaurus vex

#7
February 08, 2013, 11:47:41 PM
LASAGNA
Evil and Unfeeling Arse-Flenser From The City of the Damned.

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#8
February 09, 2013, 12:22:12 AM
FARFALLE
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Richter

#9
February 09, 2013, 12:27:34 AM
MANTICOTTI
Quote from: Eater of Clowns on May 22, 2015, 03:00:53 AM
Anyone ever think about how Richter inhabits the same reality as you and just scream and scream and scream, but in a good way?   :lulz:

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EK WAFFLR

#10
February 09, 2013, 12:30:01 AM
TI UCCIDE CON QUESTA CARNE
"At first I lifted weights.  But then I asked myself, 'why not people?'  Now everyone runs for the fjord when they see me."


Horribly Oscillating Assbasket of Deliciousness
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AFK

#11
February 09, 2013, 12:30:51 AM
DINO CICCARELLI
Cynicism is a blank check for failure.

Mangrove

#12
February 09, 2013, 02:08:59 AM
Why must you all Ragu(f) off? This is a serious topic!
What makes it so? Making it so is what makes it so.

Suu

#13
February 09, 2013, 02:10:32 AM
I never sauce such a bunch of bad puns.
Sovereign Episkopos-Princess Kaousuu; Esq., Battle Nun, Bene Gesserit.
Our Lady of Perpetual Confusion; 1st Church of Discordia

"Add a dab of lavender to milk, leave town with an orange, and pretend you're laughing at it."

AFK

#14
February 09, 2013, 02:17:49 AM
Be grateful it isn't a cheese pun thread...
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