I just put oil in the pasta water...

[Bruno]

This thread is dope. If I can be so blunt, I'd just like to say that I hope it gets drug out for twenty pages or more.

Can abysmal posts be weeded out so that a joint effort can be made to hash this thread out?

Since a million threads have proven it to be a chronic problem, my hopes are not high.

[tyrannosaurus vex]

I think it's worth taking a crack at it. I bet we could really coax something beautiful out. As my Aunt Hazel used to say, anything is worth a shot.

[Bruno]

If we use deliberate discretion, the outcome is sure to be unassailable goodness.

Waterpipe.