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Started by The Good Reverend Roger, February 08, 2013, 12:51:05 AM

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Sita

#15
February 08, 2013, 01:00:44 PM
I have so far been able to resist clicking this link.
There's only two things that can happen from doing so, but both really end up with the same result.
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#16
February 08, 2013, 02:14:14 PM
Quote from: Sita on February 08, 2013, 01:00:44 PM
I have so far been able to resist clicking this link.
There's only two things that can happen from doing so, but both really end up with the same result.

Spontaneous jizz deluge, followed by crushing feelings of guilt?

I'm up to my arse in Brexit Numpties, but I want more.  Target-rich environments are the new sexy.
Not actually a meat product.
Ass-Kicking & Foot-Stomping Ancient Master of SHIT FUCK FUCK FUCK
Awful and Bent Behemothic Results of Last Night's Painful Squat.
High Altitude Haggis-Filled Sex Bucket From Beyond Time and Space.
Internet Monkey Person of Filthy and Immoral Pygmy-Porn Wart Contagion
Octomom Auxillary Heat Exchanger Repairman
walking the fine line line between genius and batshit fucking crazy

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Richter

#17
February 08, 2013, 08:03:31 PM
The people who condone this, you know  THOSE ONES, I hate them all.
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Anyone ever think about how Richter inhabits the same reality as you and just scream and scream and scream, but in a good way?   :lulz:

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Elder Iptuous

#18
February 08, 2013, 08:10:42 PM
ugh!
lord, could you imagine the smell?!

Trivial

#19
February 09, 2013, 02:30:03 AM
I can and I'm sorry.
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Verbal Mike

#20
February 09, 2013, 04:17:07 PM
THIS is what I come back to?!
SRSLY, Roger!
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Sir Squid Diddimus

#22
February 14, 2013, 12:37:56 AM
JESUS fuck we're all gonna be on some kind of LIST now!
God damn it Roger!!!

The Good Reverend Roger

#23
February 14, 2013, 02:24:19 AM
Quote from: Sir Squid Diddimus on February 14, 2013, 12:37:56 AM
JESUS fuck we're all gonna be on some kind of LIST now!
God damn it Roger!!!

One day, it will be an honor.  Just like Nixon's enemies list.

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- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

trippinprincezz13

#24
February 14, 2013, 05:50:20 PM
I was at home, and my boss called up to fire me just for clicking on that terrible link.
There's no sun shine coming through her ass, if you are sure of your penis.

Paranoia is a disease unto itself, and may I add, the person standing next to you, may not be who they appear to be, so take precaution.

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Cainad (dec.)

#25
February 14, 2013, 07:40:15 PM
Quote from: trippinprincezz13 on February 14, 2013, 05:50:20 PM
I was at home, and my boss called up to fire me just for clicking on that terrible link.

:lulz:

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#26
February 14, 2013, 09:06:31 PM
I came back for the link and accidentally ended up clicking it again, and I couldn't close out fast enough.  :horrormirth: And I thought Tubgirl was bad.
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