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Re: "I love you"...
« Reply #15 on: February 14, 2013, 02:18:03 am »
:lol:



I don't give him hell about it though. I never show any sign of annoyance.
I know he loves me, I just don't know if he knows I love him too. I'm not very good at showing affection. He says I have the emotional depth of a Klingon.

ngungerung.  i know. boohoo.  :emo:

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Put the rape to him.  That's like Valentine's day every day!
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Re: "I love you"...
« Reply #16 on: February 14, 2013, 02:33:25 am »
:lol:



I don't give him hell about it though. I never show any sign of annoyance.
I know he loves me, I just don't know if he knows I love him too. I'm not very good at showing affection. He says I have the emotional depth of a Klingon.

ngungerung.  i know. boohoo.  :emo:

 :|

Put the rape to him.  That's like Valentine's day every day!

 :lol: :lol: that's the every day every day!

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Re: "I love you"...
« Reply #17 on: February 14, 2013, 03:44:45 am »
:lol:



I don't give him hell about it though. I never show any sign of annoyance.
I know he loves me, I just don't know if he knows I love him too. I'm not very good at showing affection. He says I have the emotional depth of a Klingon.

ngungerung.  i know. boohoo.  :emo:

 :|

Put the rape to him.  That's like Valentine's day every day!
yup.

Next time he says "I love you", respond with "prove it to me, sexy.  lets make love, right here, right now", and take your clothes off.

If it doesn't help, at the very least the sex will be fun.

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Re: "I love you"...
« Reply #18 on: February 14, 2013, 03:49:49 am »
How is this some wild or crazy thing? Or any different from normal every day stuff.
We're not 23 yr old gamers or 65 yr old retirees.

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« Reply #19 on: February 14, 2013, 03:53:33 am »
How is this some wild or crazy thing? Or any different from normal every day stuff.
We're not 23 yr old gamers or 65 yr old retirees.

Take benzos, and you WILL be.
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« Reply #20 on: February 14, 2013, 04:09:19 am »

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Re: "I love you"...
« Reply #21 on: February 14, 2013, 04:13:38 am »
At first I thought thread was Red Man.

Then I thought it was "let's put mescaline in everything" day again.

Bedtime, I'm certain I'll wake up screaming thanks to you all.   :argh!: :lulz:
Anyone ever think about how Richter inhabits the same reality as you and just scream and scream and scream, but in a good way?   :lulz:

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Re: "I love you"...
« Reply #22 on: February 14, 2013, 04:28:14 am »
We are here to assist.

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Re: "I love you"...
« Reply #23 on: February 14, 2013, 01:19:21 pm »
Mrs LMNO says it to me quite a lot, usually out of the blue and at random.  We've talked about it, and in general it means either, "I'm anxious or concerned about something completely unrelated to our relationship, and I'm saying this because I don't want to think about that right now," or it's just the primate call-and-response, "I'm here.  Are you there?"

It can be annoying sometimes, sure, but since I know it's not stemming from guilt or emotional blackmail, I'm ok with it.

As an added bonus, she throws some variations in: "I love your butt" is a common one, as well as the occasional, "I HAVE A VAGINA!" 



Lately, for no apparent reason, it's "because robots!"

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« Reply #24 on: February 14, 2013, 01:39:10 pm »
Mrs LMNO says it to me quite a lot, usually out of the blue and at random.  We've talked about it, and in general it means either, "I'm anxious or concerned about something completely unrelated to our relationship, and I'm saying this because I don't want to think about that right now," or it's just the primate call-and-response, "I'm here.  Are you there?"

It can be annoying sometimes, sure, but since I know it's not stemming from guilt or emotional blackmail, I'm ok with it.

As an added bonus, she throws some variations in: "I love your butt" is a common one, as well as the occasional, "I HAVE A VAGINA!" 



Lately, for no apparent reason, it's "because robots!"

I think the bolded might be exactly it.

Also, the rest is totally cute. HAW HAW you and your wife are cute!

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Re: "I love you"...
« Reply #25 on: February 14, 2013, 02:43:53 pm »
Next time he says "I love you", you should look at him and shout, "I HAVE A VAGINA!"

Works.  Every.  Time.

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Re: "I love you"...
« Reply #26 on: February 14, 2013, 03:00:21 pm »
I have another solution.  It doesn't address the behavior so much as your outlook toward it.  It can even be used in conjunction with LMNO's excellent advice.

Think of it this way.  Poison, as we all know, is in the dosage.  Now, because of his undying affection for you, and with each little act of love you give him, the level of love within him increases.  That level increases so steadily, in fact, that without ventilation it could approach catastrophic.  This is not only dangerous for him but also for people in a five mile radius as well as most plant and animal life.  Mr. Squid, being an intelligent man, has developed a system where he can ease the pressure of love inside of him regularly, allowing it to return to sustainable levels.

Basically, it's love farts.
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Re: "I love you"...
« Reply #27 on: February 14, 2013, 03:04:31 pm »
Little love farts that you have to smell.
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Re: "I love you"...
« Reply #28 on: February 14, 2013, 03:06:37 pm »
I changed my mind.




Next time he says "I love you," look at him and shout, "LOVE FARTS!"

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Re: "I love you"...
« Reply #29 on: February 14, 2013, 03:08:49 pm »
primate call and response is a good insight, LMNO.