What should poor people eat?

[Cain]

Poor people should eat each other.

Population reduction, cheap, and frees up money which can then be spent on starting a small business or going into higher education.  Everyone's a winner.

That's a modest proposal, Cain.

Swift was a filthy potato eater and seditious phamphleteer (opinion still divided as to which is worse).  They ought to have shipped him to Australia in chains.

And then back to England, so they could ship him to Australia again.

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