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I am now running for Mexico.

Started by The Good Reverend Roger, February 20, 2013, 03:19:32 AM

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The Good Reverend Roger

February 20, 2013, 03:19:32 AM
I trust I have your vote.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Cardinal Pizza Deliverance.

#1
February 20, 2013, 03:21:15 AM
Absolutely. What's the worst that could happen?  :lulz:
Weevil-Infested Badfun Wrongsex Referee From The 9th Earth
Slick and Deranged Wombat of Manhood Questioning
Hulking Dormouse of Lust and DESPAIR™
Gatling Geyser of Rainbow AIDS

"The only way we can ever change anything is to look in the mirror and find no enemy." - Akala  'Find No Enemy'.

Freeky

#2
February 20, 2013, 03:21:36 AM
The whole thing.  All of it.  Yes.  :)

The Good Reverend Roger

#3
February 20, 2013, 03:24:49 AM
If elected Mexico, I promise a chicken in every yard.  Whether or not you want one.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Cardinal Pizza Deliverance.

#4
February 20, 2013, 03:26:42 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on February 20, 2013, 03:24:49 AM
If elected Mexico, I promise a chicken in every yard.  Whether or not you want one.

Chickens would be great. They'll eat all the fucking bugs. Got fleas the size of chihuahuas, here. I'll vote for you twice!
Weevil-Infested Badfun Wrongsex Referee From The 9th Earth
Slick and Deranged Wombat of Manhood Questioning
Hulking Dormouse of Lust and DESPAIR™
Gatling Geyser of Rainbow AIDS

"The only way we can ever change anything is to look in the mirror and find no enemy." - Akala  'Find No Enemy'.

Freeky

#5
February 20, 2013, 03:27:06 AM
CHAKNS!

:argh!: I'M NOT ALLOWED CHAKNS!

The Good Reverend Roger

#6
February 20, 2013, 03:27:14 AM
Quote from: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on February 20, 2013, 03:26:42 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on February 20, 2013, 03:24:49 AM
If elected Mexico, I promise a chicken in every yard.  Whether or not you want one.

Chickens would be great. They'll eat all the fucking bugs. Got fleas the size of chihuahuas, here. I'll vote for you twice!

Vote early, vote often.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

The Good Reverend Roger

#7
February 20, 2013, 03:27:38 AM
Quote from: Freeky Queen of DERP on February 20, 2013, 03:27:06 AM
CHAKNS!

:argh!: I'M NOT ALLOWED CHAKNS!

You will if I win the election.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Freeky

#8
February 20, 2013, 03:28:50 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on February 20, 2013, 03:27:38 AM
Quote from: Freeky Queen of DERP on February 20, 2013, 03:27:06 AM
CHAKNS!

:argh!: I'M NOT ALLOWED CHAKNS!

You will if I win the election.

YAY.  I'LL VOTE FOR YOU NINE TIMES.

Cardinal Pizza Deliverance.

#9
February 20, 2013, 03:31:16 AM
Quote from: Freeky Queen of DERP on February 20, 2013, 03:27:06 AM
CHAKNS!

:argh!: I'M NOT ALLOWED CHAKNS!



Fixed your problem. No one will know you have chickens, now! :P
Weevil-Infested Badfun Wrongsex Referee From The 9th Earth
Slick and Deranged Wombat of Manhood Questioning
Hulking Dormouse of Lust and DESPAIR™
Gatling Geyser of Rainbow AIDS

"The only way we can ever change anything is to look in the mirror and find no enemy." - Akala  'Find No Enemy'.

Juana

#10
February 20, 2013, 04:52:03 AM
I already have one. Does this mean that I have to have two? Shoe Ears will be pleased, but I dunno...
"I dispose of obsolete meat machines.  Not because I hate them (I do) and not because they deserve it (they do), but because they are in the way and those older ones don't meet emissions codes.  They emit too much.  You don't like them and I don't like them, so spare me the hysteria."

Salty

#11
February 20, 2013, 04:54:08 AM
*shoves microphone into TGRR's face*
What is your position on chicken fuckers?
The world is a car and you're the crash test dummy.

Reginald Ret

#12
February 20, 2013, 12:18:24 PM
You've got my vote.
As far as i know this is the first time a Mexico will be elected.
What will you do with the previous Mexico?
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#13
February 20, 2013, 12:21:01 PM
I hope this includes furry Polar chickens.
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#14
February 20, 2013, 02:17:09 PM
I don't have any chickens.

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