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Re: I am now running for Mexico.
« Reply #60 on: February 22, 2013, 02:50:35 pm »
I would like to boldly pledge my support to the more traditional revolutionary that we found in our Good Reverend Roger.
i'll not be taken in by the glitz and glamour of this pretender to the Mexico, or the other upstart, neither of which appear to be capable of delivering the second half of the joke!

Good Reverend, I know you are no longer seeking to be Mexico, but  you.  are.  needed!

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Re: I am now running for Mexico.
« Reply #61 on: February 22, 2013, 03:20:26 pm »
The second half of the joke is simply another con by our reptilian enemies.

There is no second half.
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Re: I am now running for Mexico.
« Reply #62 on: February 22, 2013, 03:24:32 pm »
PLEASE CONTINUE, I FIND YOUR HEMISPHERE ADORABLE!
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Re: I am now running for Mexico.
« Reply #63 on: February 22, 2013, 06:57:33 pm »
Dear Friends,

Being a Mexico is not the only option, and obviously Mexico cannot be infinite, since the universe is finite. I'm running for Wales. No one wants to run for Wales, and someone has to. That coal's not going to mine itself.

Elect me for Wales.
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Re: I am now running for Mexico.
« Reply #64 on: February 22, 2013, 08:28:01 pm »
OK, so if Mexico is infinite and Mexico is everywhere, and everywhere is Tucson, then I am Mexico and I'm in Tucson?
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I don't like this reality anymore, I want off.
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Re: I am now running for Mexico.
« Reply #65 on: February 22, 2013, 09:16:46 pm »
OK, so if Mexico is infinite and Mexico is everywhere, and everywhere is Tucson, then I am Mexico and I'm in Tucson?
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I don't like this reality anymore, I want off.

Tucson is everywhere.

Mexico is to the South of everywhere.  Do not listen to this inferior Mexico that The People decided on.

Among other things, he hasn't delivered on the other half of the joke.
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Re: I am now running for Mexico.
« Reply #66 on: February 22, 2013, 09:34:42 pm »
Given that Tucson froze over, do we have to do stuff we said we weren't going to or does everything in it have to freeze solid?
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Re: I am now running for Mexico.
« Reply #67 on: February 23, 2013, 07:14:41 am »
Has anyone else noticed the uncanny similarities between a witch hat and a sombrero? I think our new Mexico CAN'T deliver the other half of the joke because he's secretly pagan. And pagans are notoriously without humor. Unless it's jokes about how many spirits can you fit into a crystal ball. Ha-ha! That one slays me every time.

I submit my evidence for your perusal:

Exhibit #A, "Witch Hat" -



Exhibit #B, "Sombrero" -



My friends and fellow patriots, I think we've been had.
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Re: I am now running for Mexico.
« Reply #68 on: February 23, 2013, 03:07:35 pm »
I'm running for the Nether Realm 2016. Because someone needs to put back the laughter in slaughter.


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Re: I am now running for Mexico.
« Reply #69 on: February 24, 2013, 03:01:10 pm »
Has anyone else noticed the uncanny similarities between a witch hat and a sombrero? I think our new Mexico CAN'T deliver the other half of the joke because he's secretly pagan. And pagans are notoriously without humor. Unless it's jokes about how many spirits can you fit into a crystal ball. Ha-ha! That one slays me every time.

I submit my evidence for your perusal:

Exhibit #A, "Witch Hat" -



Exhibit #B, "Sombrero" -



My friends and fellow patriots, I think we've been had.

It's OK.

Nigel will use them for TRAFFIC CONES.
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Re: I am now running for Mexico.
« Reply #70 on: February 24, 2013, 03:56:06 pm »
SLOW DOWN, my friends.
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Re: I am now running for Mexico.
« Reply #71 on: February 24, 2013, 05:13:48 pm »
It's OK.

Nigel will use them for TRAFFIC CONES.

This is a genius idea, since they'll be much harder to kick over, especially for midgets.

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Re: I am now running for Mexico.
« Reply #72 on: February 25, 2013, 03:57:53 pm »
SLOW DOWN, my friends.

I AM slowing down.  I'm running like a mad bastard, but I'm up to my hips in mud, acid, and stupid people.  It's like one of those dreams, you know, not the one with Jerve Villachez crawling up your leg with a rose in his teeth.  No.  The other OTHER dream, where you can't seem to run worth a damn, and Al Haig and Richard Nixon are after you, waving affidavits and screaming that it wasn't their fault, it was YOUR fault and now you have to PAY, while Ed Meese clings to your back whispering into your ear about how porn causes rape and how you need to be LOCKED UP for YOUR OWN GOOD.

So I am slow.  Because it's the CONE ZONE, and we have to be SAFE.

ETA:  So I don't WANNA be Mexico anymore.  I want to be the 21st century.  I have TEETH with which to GRIN, and I laugh all the time.  Not a healthy laugh, but it's a laugh and that's what counts.
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Re: I am now running for Mexico.
« Reply #73 on: February 25, 2013, 04:20:08 pm »
SLOW DOWN, my friends.

I AM slowing down.  I'm running like a mad bastard, but I'm up to my hips in mud, acid, and stupid people.  It's like one of those dreams, you know, not the one with Jerve Villachez crawling up your leg with a rose in his teeth.  No.  The other OTHER dream, where you can't seem to run worth a damn, and Al Haig and Richard Nixon are after you, waving affidavits and screaming that it wasn't their fault, it was YOUR fault and now you have to PAY, while Ed Meese clings to your back whispering into your ear about how porn causes rape and how you need to be LOCKED UP for YOUR OWN GOOD.

So I am slow.  Because it's the CONE ZONE, and we have to be SAFE.

ETA:  So I don't WANNA be Mexico anymore.  I want to be the 21st century.  I have TEETH with which to GRIN, and I laugh all the time.  Not a healthy laugh, but it's a laugh and that's what counts.

Also, the drugs are shit.  They do nothing.
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Re: I am now running for Mexico.
« Reply #74 on: February 25, 2013, 04:42:25 pm »
SLOW DOWN, my friends.

I AM slowing down.  I'm running like a mad bastard, but I'm up to my hips in mud, acid, and stupid people.  It's like one of those dreams, you know, not the one with Jerve Villachez crawling up your leg with a rose in his teeth.  No.  The other OTHER dream, where you can't seem to run worth a damn, and Al Haig and Richard Nixon are after you, waving affidavits and screaming that it wasn't their fault, it was YOUR fault and now you have to PAY, while Ed Meese clings to your back whispering into your ear about how porn causes rape and how you need to be LOCKED UP for YOUR OWN GOOD.

So I am slow.  Because it's the CONE ZONE, and we have to be SAFE.

ETA:  So I don't WANNA be Mexico anymore.  I want to be the 21st century.  I have TEETH with which to GRIN, and I laugh all the time.  Not a healthy laugh, but it's a laugh and that's what counts.

 :eek:

Folks, I think we have our new 21st Century.
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