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Started by The Good Reverend Roger, February 22, 2013, 04:10:33 PM

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The Good Reverend Roger

February 22, 2013, 04:10:33 PM
1.  Be NICE and SMILE1 at Safety Nazi.

2.  Be NICE and GRIN at the boss.

3.  Eat my Goddamn rabbit food.

4.  Tug on Superman's cape.

5.  Improve the coffee machine.  For SCIENCE!

6.  When everyone's done panicking, fix the fucking bottom flange on reactor 106.

7.  Do the maintenance "weasel" dance in the conference room.

8.  Kill "Bob".

9.  Scream at a vendor. 

10.  Drive home listening to The Frost Heaves.


1  Granted, it's not a very nice smile.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Juana

#1
February 22, 2013, 04:22:49 PM
What, precisely, does improving the coffee machine involve?
"I dispose of obsolete meat machines.  Not because I hate them (I do) and not because they deserve it (they do), but because they are in the way and those older ones don't meet emissions codes.  They emit too much.  You don't like them and I don't like them, so spare me the hysteria."

The Good Reverend Roger

#2
February 22, 2013, 04:25:29 PM
Quote from: Juana Go? on February 22, 2013, 04:22:49 PM
What, precisely, does improving the coffee machine involve?

About 5 horse power.  And a little reinforcement of the desk it sits on.

TGRR,
Doesn't wait 5 minutes for his coffee.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Nephew Twiddleton

#3
February 22, 2013, 06:35:20 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on February 22, 2013, 04:25:29 PM
Quote from: Juana Go? on February 22, 2013, 04:22:49 PM
What, precisely, does improving the coffee machine involve?

About 5 horse power.  And a little reinforcement of the desk it sits on.

TGRR,
Doesn't wait 5 minutes for his coffee.

Has this lead to any shocked expressions yet?
Strange and Terrible Organ Laminator of Yesterday's Heavy Scene
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Soy El Vaquero Peludo de Oro

TIM AM I, PRIMARY OF THE EXTRA-ATMOSPHERIC SIMIANS

LMNO

#4
February 24, 2013, 08:45:18 PM
Well, at least you're ending the day in a good way.

Junkenstein

#5
February 25, 2013, 09:15:11 AM
Accomplished:

Lie to boss about intended activities of the day.

Remaining:

Fuck all.
Nine naked Men just walking down the road will cause a heap of trouble for all concerned.

The Good Reverend Roger

#6
February 25, 2013, 02:10:25 PM
1.  Explain basic physics to people who feel that the universe is inconveniencing them.

2.  See #1.

3.  Write the next LOBB somewhere in there.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.
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