THIS JUST IN: Bigot has plenty of Gay friends...just won't *serve* your kind.

[navkat]

They're made of meat!

[Anna Mae Bollocks]

It's time for a gay version of this.

Bookmarked for future use. 

And yeah. NEED A GAY ONE.

[Aucoq]

"He said he decided to get married, and before he got through I grabbed his hand and said, 'I am sorry. I can't do your wedding because of my relationship with Jesus Christ,'" Stuzman said.

I've read the bible, many times.  I can't think of a single instance in which Jesus turned down a wedding invitation.

Haha, true true.  Jesus loved to party celebrate.  It's a shame his followers lost his sense of fun somewhere along the way.

[navkat]

He was like The Dude.

[P3nT4gR4m]

His superpower was turning water into wine. DO THE MATH!!!