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THIS JUST IN: Bigot has plenty of Gay friends...just won't *serve* your kind.

Started by navkat, March 06, 2013, 10:15:06 PM

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Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on March 07, 2013, 12:02:32 AM
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Quote"He said he decided to get married, and before he got through I grabbed his hand and said, 'I am sorry. I can't do your wedding because of my relationship with Jesus Christ,'" Stuzman said.

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I've read the bible, many times.  I can't think of a single instance in which Jesus turned down a wedding invitation.

Haha, true true.  Jesus loved to party celebrate.  It's a shame his followers lost his sense of fun somewhere along the way.
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