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THIS JUST IN: Bigot has plenty of Gay friends...just won't *serve* your kind.

Started by navkat, March 06, 2013, 10:15:06 PM

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navkat

#15
March 07, 2013, 03:35:50 AM
They're made of meat!
Can we just skip to the end where it's all on fire? Thanks.

Anna Mae Bollocks

#16
March 07, 2013, 03:47:05 AM
Quote from: navkat on March 07, 2013, 01:48:14 AM
It's time for a gay version of this.

Bookmarked for future use.  :lulz:

And yeah. NEED A GAY ONE.
Scantily-Clad Inspector of Gigantic and Unnecessary Cashews, Texas Division

Aucoq

#17
March 07, 2013, 06:18:40 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on March 07, 2013, 12:02:32 AM
Quote from: Running From Ghosts on March 06, 2013, 11:50:53 PM
Quote from: navkat on March 06, 2013, 11:02:00 PM
Quote"He said he decided to get married, and before he got through I grabbed his hand and said, 'I am sorry. I can't do your wedding because of my relationship with Jesus Christ,'" Stuzman said.

:roll:


I've read the bible, many times.  I can't think of a single instance in which Jesus turned down a wedding invitation.

Haha, true true.  Jesus loved to party celebrate.  It's a shame his followers lost his sense of fun somewhere along the way.
"All of the world's leading theologists agree only on the notion that God hates no-fault insurance."

Horrid and Sticky Llama Wrangler of Last Week's Forbidden Desire.

navkat

#18
March 07, 2013, 01:11:09 PM
He was like The Dude.
Can we just skip to the end where it's all on fire? Thanks.

P3nT4gR4m

#19
March 07, 2013, 01:50:45 PM
His superpower was turning water into wine. DO THE MATH!!! :argh!:

I'm up to my arse in Brexit Numpties, but I want more.  Target-rich environments are the new sexy.
Not actually a meat product.
Ass-Kicking & Foot-Stomping Ancient Master of SHIT FUCK FUCK FUCK
Awful and Bent Behemothic Results of Last Night's Painful Squat.
High Altitude Haggis-Filled Sex Bucket From Beyond Time and Space.
Internet Monkey Person of Filthy and Immoral Pygmy-Porn Wart Contagion
Octomom Auxillary Heat Exchanger Repairman
walking the fine line line between genius and batshit fucking crazy

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