First Post

[Junkenstein]

No...spill!

And 

I posted a Chef Diesel troll.  I stated that I was 4'2", 220 pounds, and benched a whopping 60 pounds.  Then I threatened to kick everyone's ass.  Suddenly, everyone was an ex-varsity football player, kickboxer, and weapons expert.  This went on for approximately 80 pages in three hours, with ONE (1) guy interjecting "This guy's probably 6' tall, you dumbasses", and EVERYONE else jockeying to respond to the tiny fat threat.

Every time things would die down, I'd make some comment like:

Short Order Chef (me):  "You bastards are all assholes!  You're as bad as those kids back in school who made fun of my eyes!"

Some guy:  "What the hell is wrong with your eyes?"

SOC:  "SHUT UP!".

Eventually, Superhornet, one of the mods, demanded a pic, so I sent him to Nero_online, which is a browser bomb that opens windows of male homosexual porn at a rate of 90/minute, ramps up your speakers, and bellows out, "HEY EVERYONE!  I'M LOOKING AT GAY PORN!"

I was banned, and unlike most bannings, it was PERMANENT, until the eventual death of Totse and the subsequent abortion that is totse2.

That's made a shitty morning 33.3% better.

Thank you.

[Cain]

TOTSE was proper fun, back in the day.

It had...devolved a bit by 2006, though due to the nature of the site, it always attracted a sizeable population of idiots and ITGs.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

No...spill!

And 

I posted a Chef Diesel troll.  I stated that I was 4'2", 220 pounds, and benched a whopping 60 pounds.  Then I threatened to kick everyone's ass.  Suddenly, everyone was an ex-varsity football player, kickboxer, and weapons expert.  This went on for approximately 80 pages in three hours, with ONE (1) guy interjecting "This guy's probably 6' tall, you dumbasses", and EVERYONE else jockeying to respond to the tiny fat threat.

Every time things would die down, I'd make some comment like:

Short Order Chef (me):  "You bastards are all assholes!  You're as bad as those kids back in school who made fun of my eyes!"

Some guy:  "What the hell is wrong with your eyes?"

SOC:  "SHUT UP!".

Eventually, Superhornet, one of the mods, demanded a pic, so I sent him to Nero_online, which is a browser bomb that opens windows of male homosexual porn at a rate of 90/minute, ramps up your speakers, and bellows out, "HEY EVERYONE!  I'M LOOKING AT GAY PORN!"

I was banned, and unlike most bannings, it was PERMANENT, until the eventual death of Totse and the subsequent abortion that is totse2.

That is brilliant.

I was on the old &TOTSE dialup board, but I stopped when I left the Bay Area.