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LMNO, I can see your mouth moving, but I can't understand a word you're saying

Started by The Good Reverend Roger, March 08, 2013, 03:10:18 PM

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The Good Reverend Roger

It was just one of those things, right?  Harry lost his shit and decided to ride the man lift to heaven.  I thought that was pretty stupid, you know, it's only got 120 feet of reach...But he kept going and going, more and more boom was - impossibly - coming out of the man lift arm, and pretty soon I couldn't see him anymore. 

Then there was a loud crack of thunder, and the boom assembly telescoped back into itself, but Harry wasn't in the man basket.  Just his boots, slightly smouldering.  I tried to get Larry to call the boss, but he just looked at me funny, and then he said:

"IT NOW APPEARS ?  20130228 the problem was the date?
$post_date = date("y M d");    // this was
$post_date = date("Y-m-d"); /// replaced with
results pending at this hour 4:32am"


Everyone I talked to, it was the same thing.  Nobody speaks the same language anymore.  Well, "anymore" isn't accurate, because we never spoke the same language before.  So we don't need no stinking tower of Babel in this, the city of Babel, because nobody communicated ANYWAY.

It's just that now, EVERYTHING DEFAULTED TO MAIN, and anytime somebody raises their voice, it takes 3 hours to clean the color off the walls.

WE'RE FINE!  DISREGARD ALL THE ABOVE.

Yours in color
The Good Reverend Roger
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

LMNO

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The Good Reverend Roger

" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Faust

Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on March 08, 2013, 03:10:18 PM
It was just one of those things, right?  Harry lost his shit and decided to ride the man lift to heaven.  I thought that was pretty stupid, you know, it's only got 120 feet of reach...But he kept going and going, more and more boom was - impossibly - coming out of the man lift arm, and pretty soon I couldn't see him anymore. 

Then there was a loud crack of thunder, and the boom assembly telescoped back into itself, but Harry wasn't in the man basket.  Just his boots, slightly smouldering.  I tried to get Larry to call the boss, but he just looked at me funny, and then he said:

"IT NOW APPEARS ?  20130228 the problem was the date?
$post_date = date("y M d");    // this was
$post_date = date("Y-m-d"); /// replaced with
results pending at this hour 4:32am"


Everyone I talked to, it was the same thing.  Nobody speaks the same language anymore.  Well, "anymore" isn't accurate, because we never spoke the same language before.  So we don't need no stinking tower of Babel in this, the city of Babel, because nobody communicated ANYWAY.

It's just that now, EVERYTHING DEFAULTED TO MAIN, and anytime somebody raises their voice, it takes 3 hours to clean the color off the walls.

WE'RE FINE!  DISREGARD ALL THE ABOVE.

Yours in color
The Good Reverend Roger
Dont forget that if Y/(4) is evenly divisible
you have to account for d = 29
else Y-m-d goes to Y-3-1
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