Conquest of the Planet of the Bride of the Son of the Return of the Open Bar

[Cain]

Just had my boss try and dress me down.  It failed miserably.

[LMNO]

Details, plz.

[Q. G. Pennyworth]

Just had my boss try and dress me down.  It failed miserably.

Did you eat his face?

[Cain]

My boss is female.  Her plea was essentially "staph it cain, staph shouting at students".  Also some vague accusation that I was "giving up" on disciplining students, because I was leaving the job.  No, she did not notice the contradiction there.

I let her have it.  Both barrels.

[Q. G. Pennyworth]

My boss is female.  Her plea was essentially "staph it cain, staph shouting at students".  Also some vague accusation that I was "giving up" on disciplining students, because I was leaving the job.  No, she did not notice the contradiction there.

I let her have it.  Both barrels.

I have been searching through a lot of tentacle pictures over the last couple days for campaign materials. I LITERALLY CANNOT read that in a non-sexual way right now.

[Cain]

I wouldn't say no in other circumstances, but she's got all the aggressiveness of a wet piece of tissue.  I imagine it would be like having sex with a mildly annoying coma patient.

[Cardinal Pizza Deliverance.]

My boss is female.  Her plea was essentially "staph it cain, staph shouting at students".  Also some vague accusation that I was "giving up" on disciplining students, because I was leaving the job.  No, she did not notice the contradiction there.

I let her have it.  Both barrels.

What the hell? Why does she want you to stop yelling at the students? What made her get in your face in the first place? Did some rich kid complain to their daddy who in turn ripped her a new one?

[Cain]

My boss is female.  Her plea was essentially "staph it cain, staph shouting at students".  Also some vague accusation that I was "giving up" on disciplining students, because I was leaving the job.  No, she did not notice the contradiction there.

I let her have it.  Both barrels.

What the hell? Why does she want you to stop yelling at the students? What made her get in your face in the first place? Did some rich kid complain to their daddy who in turn ripped her a new one?

Probably.  Beyond that, she does not have the aptitude or attitude for confrontation.  At all.  If challenged, she will back down, then try and chip away at what you were saying.  She seems to think this is a better way to act with students.

Whereas I take the attitude that since the school system here doesn't escalate fast enough in regards to punishing bad behaviour, a bit of shouting may be in order.  Also in the Real Worlds, people are gonna tell them to do shit they don't like and shout at them, and if they can't suck it up when I'm doing it, then just wait until they meet middle management.

[Cardinal Pizza Deliverance.]

My boss is female.  Her plea was essentially "staph it cain, staph shouting at students".  Also some vague accusation that I was "giving up" on disciplining students, because I was leaving the job.  No, she did not notice the contradiction there.

I let her have it.  Both barrels.

What the hell? Why does she want you to stop yelling at the students? What made her get in your face in the first place? Did some rich kid complain to their daddy who in turn ripped her a new one?

Probably.  Beyond that, she does not have the aptitude or attitude for confrontation.  At all.  If challenged, she will back down, then try and chip away at what you were saying.  She seems to think this is a better way to act with students.

Whereas I take the attitude that since the school system here doesn't escalate fast enough in regards to punishing bad behaviour, a bit of shouting may be in order.  Also in the Real Worlds, people are gonna tell them to do shit they don't like and shout at them, and if they can't suck it up when I'm doing it, then just wait until they meet middle management.

Did she accept the fact she's in the wrong? Or did she just whine some more? I'm sorry your boss is an idiot.

[Cain]

Whined some more, essentially, in her usual passive-aggressive manner.

Well, she's only my boss for the next 9 weeks.

[Cardinal Pizza Deliverance.]

Whined some more, essentially, in her usual passive-aggressive manner.

Well, she's only my boss for the next 9 weeks.

Congrats on not walking out and leaving her to handle the whole thing herself. What would she have done with the Nigerian threatening another student? Ask him why he hates kittens? Sheesh.

[Cain]

He's now on a "final warning".  Which I thought he already was on, but eh.  Apparently my saying that, if necessary, I would testify in a court of law that he threatened the other student is not good enough for kicking him out.

Meanwhile, two students complaining that I shouted at them, one time each, is a heinous offence.  I'm sure you can see the important difference in seriousness here.

[Cardinal Pizza Deliverance.]

He's now on a "final warning".  Which I thought he already was on, but eh.  Apparently my saying that, if necessary, I would testify in a court of law that he threatened the other student is not good enough for kicking him out.

Meanwhile, two students complaining that I shouted at them, one time each, is a heinous offence.  I'm sure you can see the important difference in seriousness here.

Indeed. It's all so clear to me now. Is it too early to start drinking?

[Freeky]

Cain, your people suck.  That's such a bummer.



Something about heat.  And light. 
I'm going to die in this cold and dark room now. 

I remember now.  Has anyone else seen those new Navy commercials? 

"America's Navy:  A global force for good."

THE LEVELS.   

[Anna Mae Bollocks]

He's now on a "final warning".  Which I thought he already was on, but eh.  Apparently my saying that, if necessary, I would testify in a court of law that he threatened the other student is not good enough for kicking him out.

Meanwhile, two students complaining that I shouted at them, one time each, is a heinous offence.  I'm sure you can see the important difference in seriousness here.

That school sounds like a fucking Anne Brontë novel.