Conquest of the Planet of the Bride of the Son of the Return of the Open Bar

[navkat]

Onto the most baffling of my "symptoms."

navkat is drinking. That means it's time for http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Eotbo-DsPTo

Nine years, my brain has been doing this to me. NINE YEARS. Every third or so time I get my drink on, I get The Reflex on repeat.

Diagnose THAT.

[The Good Reverend Roger]

Quote from the TV show my wife is watching:

"He got a bullet in the forehead, execution-style."

Apparently, the retard mafia isn't taking prisoners today.

I can't fucking stand it.

[EK WAFFLR]

My toilet thought it'd be a good idea to have a poop fountain party while I was gone. -.-

Gah!  Septic tank or sewer?

Septic tank.

POOP EVERYWHERE

When's the last time you had it emptied?

No idea. the landlord is supposed to handle all that. I've only lived here for three years.

[The Good Reverend Roger]

My toilet thought it'd be a good idea to have a poop fountain party while I was gone. -.-

Gah!  Septic tank or sewer?

Septic tank.

POOP EVERYWHERE

When's the last time you had it emptied?

No idea. the landlord is supposed to handle all that. I've only lived here for three years.

That's a lot of poop.

[Salty]

These pills are supposed to calm me, but all I feel is steadily growing furry.

That should fix you right up.

[Salty]

Can someone shoop a pipe onto that badger's face for me, please?

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

If it hadn't been going on and getting progressively worse over the last 4 years, I'd continue to ignore it. Stress is exactly what it sounded like until I started mixing up words and getting confused about places and sequence of events.

Happens to me all the time.  Plus numbness of extremities, the whole works.  They even checked me for MS.

This is what comes of not kicking enough heads down streets.

I hate to say it, but it also comes of being a woman. Men are more likely to be checked thoroughly. Get a different doctor.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

I wonder if I can get EOT to road trip up to Seattle with me so we can all go out? Because that would be EPIC.

That would be fucking AMAZING. Truth be told, I'm a little out of practice these days so I'll have to remember to limber up the ol' liver a bit beforehand.

I'm a fucking lightweight, so don't do it on my account. 

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

My toilet thought it'd be a good idea to have a poop fountain party while I was gone. -.-

Gah!  Septic tank or sewer?

Septic tank.

POOP EVERYWHERE

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

Can someone shoop a pipe onto that badger's face for me, please?

Brilliant.

[Juana]

Can someone shoop a pipe onto that badger's face for me, please?

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[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

Can someone shoop a pipe onto that badger's face for me, please?

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Oh my god.

[Salty]

Can someone shoop a pipe onto that badger's face for me, please?

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Rad! Thanks so much!

[Juana]

You're welcome, lol.

[Salty]

All right, so I've never taken pain meds in this quantity or quality ever.

Couple things:

-Who in the fuck would do this every day? I'm either in a state of pure euphoria (which is rad and all...) and utter depression. That yo-yoing does not sit well with me, I do that enough on my own.
-Man do I feel good right now.
-I CAN'T MAKE SEXY TEIM HAPPEN.
-THC>Opiates any day of the week, yall.