Conquest of the Planet of the Bride of the Son of the Return of the Open Bar

[P3nT4gR4m]

I've never been to the west coast!

West coast is my spiritual home, to be honest but you know us and slagging off where each other lives.

Considered sheer bloody ignorance if you don't in some circles

[Pope Pixie Pickle]

I've never been to the west coast!

West coast is my spiritual home, to be honest but you know us and slagging off where each other lives.

Considered sheer bloody ignorance if you don't in some circles

Like my great-grandad being from Fife.. Payne says i'm an 8th Fifer, not Scottish

[P3nT4gR4m]

I've never been to the west coast!

West coast is my spiritual home, to be honest but you know us and slagging off where each other lives.

Considered sheer bloody ignorance if you don't in some circles

Like my great-grandad being from Fife.. Payne says i'm an 8th Fifer, not Scottish

You're scottish enough to get ripped for probably having a sheep or two in your family tree somewhere 

[Junkenstein]

I hate the place half the time, but today I'd give a testicle to be back there.

Disciplinary procedures are not going well. Round 2 will probably occur outside the gates after closing.

Well at least I can just spectate that one.

[Pope Pixie Pickle]

I've never been to the west coast!

West coast is my spiritual home, to be honest but you know us and slagging off where each other lives.

Considered sheer bloody ignorance if you don't in some circles

Like my great-grandad being from Fife.. Payne says i'm an 8th Fifer, not Scottish

You're scottish enough to get ripped for probably having a sheep or two in your family tree somewhere 

[LMNO]

Yeah, so, because of everything I'm "working" from home today.  I mean, I'm supposedly writing up a training on the Long Term Care Replacement process, as well as one for External Loan Carryovers.




Guess what I'm not doing today?

[The Good Reverend Roger]

Yeah, so, because of everything I'm "working" from home today.  I mean, I'm supposedly writing up a training on the Long Term Care Replacement process, as well as one for External Loan Carryovers.




Guess what I'm not doing today?

Calling in gag "threats"?

[LMNO]

Ok, yeah.  I'm also not doing that.


LMNO
-Full fridge, fully stocked liquor cabinet.

[The Good Reverend Roger]

Ok, yeah.  I'm also not doing that.


LMNO
-Full fridge, fully stocked liquor cabinet.

Standing near any plate glass windows?

[LMNO]

No..?

That one went over my head, to be honest.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

Had too much wine last night & now my stomach is all sour and my head is fuzzy. That was stupid!

I guess today is the day for stats and chemistry homework. Anything where I don't have to think that hard.

Ugh, my son got conventional milk and it's bitter.

GOOD MORNING FRIDAY!

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

OK, so, Siana's cat.

It was hiding in the attic for like a month, so now it's in my room to keep it from running off again, and the fucker thinks that approximately every two hours throughout the night is time to cuddle with my face.

I DON'T EVEN  LIKE CATS.

[Anna Mae Bollocks]

OK, so, Siana's cat.

It was hiding in the attic for like a month, so now it's in my room to keep it from running off again, and the fucker thinks that approximately every two hours throughout the night is time to cuddle with my face.

I DON'T EVEN  LIKE CATS.

Cats do that.

They AVOID people who stare at them and say "OH A KITTY!!!!! HERRRRRE KITTYKITTYKITTY!!!!!!!" and fuck with people who don't like them.

I prefer dogs, but in some ways I can relate.

[P3nT4gR4m]

I enjoy cats when I visit people who keep them. They're quite cool to see moving about and stalking rubber mice and shit but I get fed up with the fuckers pretty quickly. Would not have one as a pet.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

I don't even really like other people's cats. I don't hate them, I'm just not interested in cats. They're gross and germy and needy and demanding.

Some of my friends have cats, and what's really annoying is when they start talking about them. Seriously, people, you are talking about your cats. You are telling stories about things your cats do and how cute they are. Do you hear yourselves? You have been talking about your cats for an hour. You VERY CLEARLY have a brain parasite.